Don’t let the wild germ close to it!

posted on 19 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Wild-Germ-Hates

Photo courtesy of Daniel Hung & Melissa Chin.
Found in a Beijing restaurant menu.

34 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    The taste of salmonella chicken

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Looks more like a pie

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    It’s Crumpledcrispskin!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    One germ doesn’t make a germany

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:15 am |

    What about soup with saggy skin?

  6. J-Luke | 4:16 am |

    Note to chef: soup doesn’t get better with age.

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:17 am |

    NO SOUP WITH CRISP SKIN FOR YOU, WILD GERM!

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:19 am |

    The wild germ also hates alcohol or iodine….

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    Soup with crisp skin really bugs it.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    This restaurant only allows civilised germs.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    How is this germane to the eating experience?

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |

    Probably because it’s Marxist

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:55 am |

    It puts the germ on crisp skin or else it gets the flu again

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |

    It puts the soup on its skin or else it gets the wild germ again.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:04 am |

    @Seventy2rd o clock: LOL! I should have refreshed the page before I posted!

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:40 am |

    @ Droll not Troll: Haha, it’s OK – there’s quite a difference between both versions 😉

  17. Filboid | 6:08 am |

    Whatever you do, don’t mention the soup!

  18. DrLex | 7:06 am |

    This is why it is important to educate germs. Hatred towards soup with crisp skin is simply unacceptable.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 7:12 am |

    Advertisement for a certain brand of hand sanitizer .

  20. brob | 7:22 am |

    Just wash it down with some of that haterade, already.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 7:55 am |

    Wild germ? I thought it’s cultured germ.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:17 am |

    The germ loves young grills with smooth skin and firm breasts

  23. Johnny Cache | 1:13 pm |

    This is the third time this one came around. Are we running out of Engrish?

  24. Ann | 2:30 pm |

    @ Filboid

    I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

  25. Long Tom | 3:48 pm |

    Ladies and germs…I mean, ladies…

  26. Droll not Troll | 4:18 pm |

    Racist germ! You should judge a soup by the contents of his bowl, not the crispness of his skin.

  27. Droll not Troll | 6:36 pm |

    @Long Tom: Ladles and germs?

  28. Long Tom | 8:47 pm |

    @Droll Not Troll: A way of saying “Ladies and gentlemen”. I’ve seen it in the “Inherit The Earth” computer game, and assume that term was used elsewhere before that.

  29. Jewels | 9:17 pm |

    “Wild? It was absolutely livid.” – Rowan Atkinson’s, Gerald the Gorilla skit from the “Not the Nine O’clock News”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sDxJZ2AE4U

  30. Marum | 8:48 am |

    If your soup has a crisp skin, it probably dates from before the Holocene Period.

  31. iLock | 9:34 pm |

    Get bac(k) or I’ll teria arse up !

  32. Peter | 12:20 pm |

    Served at the same cafeteria that serves white bacteria soup

  33. sirpaulfan | 12:03 am |

    Well, what kind of soup do germs eat, anyway?

  34. Myself | 3:44 pm |

    The cartoon lady on the bowl covering her mouth represents the wild germ, trying not to barf at the prospect of soup with crisp skin.

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