It stomach hurts already

posted on 4 Dec 2015 in Signs

once-it-eats

Photo courtesy of Doug Scott.
Found in Ibaraki, Japan. 

46 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |

    It is probably frozen food that is nuked in the microwave.

  2. algernon | 4:01 am |

    Enola Gay comes to mind

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Have to be careful of food that eats

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    Food perfect for the nuclear family.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    In Soviet Russia, food eats you!

  6. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:09 am |

    These pancakes are as light and fluffy as a cloud. And do I detect a hint of mushroom?

  7. DrLex | 4:15 am |

    The roles have been reversed. The hunter becomes the hunter. The dish becomes the consumer.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    The Blob has gone psychedelic!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    They set us up the bomb!

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |

    And it also cannot stop puncturing the body, I suppose.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |

    Mr Creosote, your meal is ready.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |

    It explodes it when it eats it!

  13. tadchem | 5:17 am |

    The Godzilla of entrés is going to eat Japan

  14. jjhitt | 5:35 am |

    The omelette that ate Hiroshima.

  15. timmy | 5:40 am |

    I don’t think I’d have any trouble stopping eating a pancake served over pulled pork and topped with icing, sriracha sauce, red pepper and ground marijuana.
    Or maybe I would!

  16. Frank Burns | 5:43 am |

    Just like half the customers at the Golden Corral.

  17. PeeBee | 5:48 am |

    Didn’t they peel that off of Spocks back?

  18. PeeBee | 5:49 am |

    Nuke at 1,000,000 degrees for 40 micro seconds.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:56 am |

    – Bomburger, Japanese Fries and a large earthshake, please.

  20. WorrierPrincess | 6:51 am |

    In tradition of Hiroshima, condiment-covered pancake eats you. Forever.

  21. J-Luke | 6:53 am |

    Sounds like my mother-in-law all right…

  22. Big Fat Cat | 6:55 am |

    This is available at the Memorial after ringing the Peace Bell.

  23. EstragonHelmer | 8:12 am |

    Now I am become death, destroyer of meals.

  24. Classic Steve | 9:05 am |

    Or else it gets the hose again.

  25. Marum | 9:15 am |

    It grows in the dark.

  26. Marum | 9:18 am |

    @Timmy. It is always “ground” Mj.. Unless of course you grow it hydroponically.

  27. Dervrak | 9:49 am |

    “The dish is a tradition of Hiroshima.”

    It’s so good it will turn any “little boy” into a “fat man”! One prominent food critic even said, “This foods da bomb! Like a thermonuclear explosion of flavor irradiating my tastebuds with pleasure. You’d have to turn me into a soot outline to keep me away from this restaurant.”

    (Too much?)

  28. Marum | 10:04 am |

    US Dept. of Defence recommends: Goes best with Nagasaki.

  29. Marum | 10:07 am |

    Q. What is the hungriest animal in the world?

    A. A clothes-moth in Cher’s wardrobe.

  30. Marum | 10:14 am |

    THE NUCLEAR LAMENT

    I wandered lonely as a cloud,
    Until I spied the Nagasaki crowd.
    For truly then I knew full well,
    I could blow them all to the far canal.

  31. Droll not Troll | 4:02 pm |

    Is there a glutton-free option?

  32. Mr. Wrong | 5:41 pm |

    Stop me before I eat!

  33. Droll not Troll | 6:42 pm |

    I’d have thought that, in the Hiroshima tradition, you don’t want the whole thing, just a peace.

  34. Someone541 | 7:08 pm |

    As everyone knows, nuclear radiation doesn’t create zombies. However, it does create zombie food. Fortunately, their craze for brains doesn’t get activated until their first meal.

  35. sirpaulfan | 12:08 am |

    “But professor, what has caused this horrible mutation of the pancakes???”

    “Son, we still have a lot to learn about radiation and its effects.”

    “they’re coming, they’re coming….agggggh!”

    *The preceding is a voice-over for Japanese actors whose mouths don’t quite match the dubbed words.

  36. Grmn | 3:17 am |

    A great dessert after eating a Death Claw Steak.

  37. Jack | 5:22 am |

    It cannot stop once it eats, nor can it be stopped. We must submit to our edible overlords.

  38. EffEff | 2:21 pm |

    This goes well with pyrogies from Chernobyl.

  39. Marum | 10:43 am |

    Doggie style.
    Missionary method.
    French.
    Hiroshima style?

    You really wouldn’t want to know.

  40. Wax Frog | 5:49 pm |

    History shows again and again how gluttony points out the folly of men.

  41. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:49 am |

    Mmmm … Panicakes!

  42. Noom | 8:04 am |

    Ibaraki is nowhere near Hiroshima! Yet they can both squirt mayo and brown sauce on glop. Bravo.

  43. Tom P | 2:59 pm |

    Fresh from grandma Enola Gay’s kitchen

  44. coffeebot | 6:30 am |

    Eat too muchly, little boy become fat man.

  45. coffeebot | 6:31 am |

    I really thought this would start out looking like a mushroom.

  46. Hopedenial | 12:54 pm |

    It’s the bomb.

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