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posted on 5 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

nice-lawn

Photo courtesy of Ann Reesman.
Found in Guangzhou, China.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Voted best lawn by the Bureau of Really Long Name

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    What is a lawn from a city in France doing in China?

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a nice lawn so hullabaloo

  4. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Does that mean we have to stay of the grass

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    This nice lawn will not harm you. The Bureau, on the other hand…..

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Please keep it nice by using our pleasant pathways.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu: It was having a problem with Paris sights.

  8. DrLex | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    As we know from signs like these: http://www.engrish.com/2005/08/dont-touch-me/ , Chinese grass is so sensitive that it needs a compliment now and then to keep it from dying spontaneously.

  9. sirpaulfan | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    wouldn’t want anything to ‘appen to it, would we guv’nor?

  10. timmy | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Good. I hate those really mean lawns.

  11. sirpaulfan | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice lawn, theeeeeere’s a nice lawn…..now, you just stay over there with your lawn toys and I’ll just tiptoe away. (I’m really scared of lawns.)

  12. sirpaulfan | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @HuuYuu: Guangzhouh is in France???? Huuu Knuuuu???

  13. sirpaulfan | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Dr. Lex: Hard to believe we’ve found 10 years’ worth of this stuff!

  14. Jack | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The grass is nice, sure, but that Bureau could cause some damage if it fell on you.

  15. Droll not Troll | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The lawn is so nice it didn’t even complain when they nailed the sign onto it.

  16. ching chong | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Voted 〝Lawn of the Month〞by the bureaucrat of 〝rolling〞 party.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Good for making edible carpets.

  18. Frank Burns | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sod it all anyway.

  19. Classic Steve | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    …Shame if something were to happen to it.

  20. Lora | 7:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmph. If you seed one lawn, you’ve sod them all.

  21. Marum | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t lay your lady’s bare bum on me, or I’ll forget to be nice.

  22. Marum | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Brought to you by the Bureau of names unsayable in one breath.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s … Green!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Law which protects these is not so nice.

  25. Tom P | 2:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Green!

  26. Rebbecca | 5:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks! The Bureau of Engineering and Gardening of Guamgzhou Municipality gave it to me!

  27. Mr. Wrong | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You have to be really nice to that carnivorous grass. Nice grass. Nice grass.

  28. Airrider | 9:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Until you read its OKCupid profile, at least.

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