No mushrooms?

posted on 15 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

muslim-restaurant

Don’t even try asking for cous cous…

Photo courtesy of Jane and David Allen.

33 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |

    Make sure to eat your explosives.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    Simultaneous food: when you eat while you eat.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    But is it halal

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |

    So I won’t eat it together at the same time

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    Decline the temptation to eat food at the same time as yourself.

  6. Jack | 4:19 am |

    Not eating while you’re also eating is one way to lose weight, I guess

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    Sounds like a part of one of Trump’s speeches.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Don’t let them make ice cream from your own heart and you’ll be OK.

  9. coffeebot | 4:26 am |

    Will your wife need a booster?

  10. coffeebot | 4:27 am |

    This kitchen–12 DAYS–no beheadings.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    Don’t eat food with your fingers. Eat the fingers separately.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |

    Can’t bake the parallel universe.

    – Zen

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |

    – What? It means I can’t get spam, spam, spam, spam, sausage and spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, with some spam on top with spam and two spams?
    – Correct. Just one spam, Sir.

  14. sirpaulfan | 4:57 am |

    @Seventy2rd o clock: Spam is most definitely not Halal.

  15. sirpaulfan | 4:58 am |

    Hmmm…must be Ramadan, then.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:02 am |

    Molecular gastronomy not allowed else it would be fried.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 5:19 am |

    simultaneous equations solving not allowed too.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:01 am |

    – A ham without burger, please.

  19. Classic Steve | 7:52 am |

    Remember the Soup Nazi? Meet the Soup Jihadi.

  20. Marum | 8:33 am |

    No need to shell the prawns. They self detonate.

  21. Marum | 8:50 am |

    Das apokalyptisch restaurant.

  22. Marum | 8:52 am |

    @sirpaulfan. It is if you open the can when it is aligned with Mecca.

    Also Halal Span is made with Cavys no pork.

  23. Marum | 9:17 am |

    Food, to lose your head over!

  24. pasdrole | 10:39 am |

    Enjoy explosive flavor on the go. Carry-out vests available !
    #thisissowronglol

  25. RT | 10:48 am |

    I’ll have a kabob, hold the meat and vegetables

  26. Frank Burns | 1:02 pm |

    I heard they have the best bacon cheeseburgers there.

  27. Rebbecca | 3:02 pm |

    Liquid diet only!

  28. jjhitt | 4:49 pm |

    Mohammed Schroedinger’s cat Ali ate here.
    Twice.
    At the same time.

  29. Droll not Troll | 5:32 pm |

    If you can walk and chew gum at the same time, you’re not welcome.

  30. Mark B | 2:43 pm |

    No Trumps please

  31. Long Tom | 6:22 pm |

    I’ll have some halal barbecued pork, please.

  32. Myself | 11:51 am |

    Islam has rules against eating yourself and eating food at the same time? How oppressive! We would never do that in America!

  33. Myself | 11:55 am |

    @DnT 5:32
    But you are REALLY not welcome if you can eat and chew gum at the same time, swallowing the food but not the gum, which my sister actually can do. That won’t get you a lot of houri (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri) in the afterlife.

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