No mushrooms?

posted on 15 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

muslim-restaurant

Don’t even try asking for cous cous…

Photo courtesy of Jane and David Allen.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 12  

    Make sure to eat your explosives.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Simultaneous food: when you eat while you eat.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 1  

    But is it halal

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    So I won’t eat it together at the same time

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Decline the temptation to eat food at the same time as yourself.

  6. Jack | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    Not eating while you’re also eating is one way to lose weight, I guess

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 6  

    Sounds like a part of one of Trump’s speeches.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Don’t let them make ice cream from your own heart and you’ll be OK.

  9. coffeebot | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Will your wife need a booster?

  10. coffeebot | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 7  

    This kitchen–12 DAYS–no beheadings.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Don’t eat food with your fingers. Eat the fingers separately.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Can’t bake the parallel universe.

    – Zen

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    – What? It means I can’t get spam, spam, spam, spam, sausage and spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, with some spam on top with spam and two spams?
    – Correct. Just one spam, Sir.

  14. sirpaulfan | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: Spam is most definitely not Halal.

  15. sirpaulfan | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Hmmm…must be Ramadan, then.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Molecular gastronomy not allowed else it would be fried.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    simultaneous equations solving not allowed too.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    – A ham without burger, please.

  19. Classic Steve | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 2  

    Remember the Soup Nazi? Meet the Soup Jihadi.

  20. Marum | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    No need to shell the prawns. They self detonate.

  21. Marum | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Das apokalyptisch restaurant.

  22. Marum | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    @sirpaulfan. It is if you open the can when it is aligned with Mecca.

    Also Halal Span is made with Cavys no pork.

  23. Marum | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    Food, to lose your head over!

  24. pasdrole | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    Enjoy explosive flavor on the go. Carry-out vests available !
    #thisissowronglol

  25. RT | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    I’ll have a kabob, hold the meat and vegetables

  26. Frank Burns | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    I heard they have the best bacon cheeseburgers there.

  27. Rebbecca | 3:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Liquid diet only!

  28. jjhitt | 4:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Mohammed Schroedinger’s cat Ali ate here.
    Twice.
    At the same time.

  29. Droll not Troll | 5:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    If you can walk and chew gum at the same time, you’re not welcome.

  30. Mark B | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No Trumps please

  31. Long Tom | 6:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have some halal barbecued pork, please.

  32. Myself | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Islam has rules against eating yourself and eating food at the same time? How oppressive! We would never do that in America!

  33. Myself | 11:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 5:32
    But you are REALLY not welcome if you can eat and chew gum at the same time, swallowing the food but not the gum, which my sister actually can do. That won’t get you a lot of houri (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri) in the afterlife.

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