Piercingly delicious!

posted on 3 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

long-lived-hors-d-oeuvre

Bullet shrimp never caught on.

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Found in Hainan, China.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Swallowing sheet iron would indeed puncture the body.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Slices them nicely too

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheet iron prawn is the preferred food choice for the Terminator.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Waiter! There are flies on my hors!

  5. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Skill it perhaps

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @algernon: or Skill-Saw it.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The use-by date on the hors d’oeuvre is in Roman numerals.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It punctures the body or else it gets the hors again

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    I could use more iron in my diet, but not if it tastes like sheet.

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    How are the the prawns cooked? They’re weld-done.

  11. DrLex | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    As if regular prawns weren’t unpractical enough to eat, now I need a can opener too.

  12. DrLex | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder the hors d’oeuvre is long-lived, if it is armored with sheet iron and punctures the body of everyone who tries to eat it…

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know Hors was the name of the former king.

  14. jjhitt | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Facehuggers: They’re not just for breakfast any more.

  15. jjhitt | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “You opened the menu, we came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures.”

  16. jjhitt | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Iron deficiency? No problem.

  17. moosemaimer | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be a pistol shrimp. Or maybe a mantis shrimp.

    onetwothreeDEATH

  18. J-Luke | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Those 3 together sound like some issue of Crime Watch Daily…

  19. J-Luke | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Live long and puncture.

  20. DECMATH | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You dictionary say “pot stickers”? No way. Dictionary man make bad joke, try again.

  21. jjhitt | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    “That is not dead which can be re-heated,
    And with strange aeons even appetizers may die.”

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s amazing that they taught a prawn to iron sheets. It probably started with handkerchiefs.

  23. Marum | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The Hors d’oeuvre date from the time of the warring states.

    In fact they were left over from Sun Tzu’s christening party.

  24. Marum | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy one of the sliced whateveritis, and you get a free acupuncture.

  25. Marum | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt. So spake Zarathrustra with a voice like thunder.

  26. Marum | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT.
    Yes indeed.

    They used a Crustaciron.

  27. Classic Steve | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t look like fugu to me.

  28. Lora | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The point is that this must be the sharpest-looking menu ever.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Mmmm … Nine Inch Nails!

  30. PeeBee | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheet Iron Prawn is my Kung-Fu name! What are the odds!

  31. Filboid | 5:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ooops! The swordfish is on the loose again.

  32. Filboid | 5:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The sheet iron prawn has a nice crusty coating – sorry, I mean rusty.

  33. Filboid | 11:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    According to my careful prosthesis, this man died from wounds inflicted by a blue point oyster!

  34. Jack | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The hors d’oeuvre looks a bit more minimalist than the menu would have you believe, but I’ve been wrong before

  35. Long Tom | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Probably got the menu items after seeing this Monty Python video:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU

  36. Crank Caller | 4:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is our Heavy Metal Menu. We also have disco, Top 40, and easy listening menus for our rock and roll challenged customers.

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