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Piercingly delicious!
Bullet shrimp never caught on.
Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Found in Hainan, China.
(149 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
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Swallowing sheet iron would indeed puncture the body.
Slices them nicely too
Sheet iron prawn is the preferred food choice for the Terminator.
– Waiter! There are flies on my hors!
Skill it perhaps
@algernon: or Skill-Saw it.
The use-by date on the hors d’oeuvre is in Roman numerals.
It punctures the body or else it gets the hors again
I could use more iron in my diet, but not if it tastes like sheet.
How are the the prawns cooked? They’re weld-done.
As if regular prawns weren’t unpractical enough to eat, now I need a can opener too.
No wonder the hors d’oeuvre is long-lived, if it is armored with sheet iron and punctures the body of everyone who tries to eat it…
I didn’t know Hors was the name of the former king.
Facehuggers: They’re not just for breakfast any more.
“You opened the menu, we came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures.”
Iron deficiency? No problem.
Must be a pistol shrimp. Or maybe a mantis shrimp.
onetwothreeDEATH
Those 3 together sound like some issue of Crime Watch Daily…
Live long and puncture.
You dictionary say “pot stickers”? No way. Dictionary man make bad joke, try again.
“That is not dead which can be re-heated,
And with strange aeons even appetizers may die.”
It’s amazing that they taught a prawn to iron sheets. It probably started with handkerchiefs.
The Hors d’oeuvre date from the time of the warring states.
In fact they were left over from Sun Tzu’s christening party.
Buy one of the sliced whateveritis, and you get a free acupuncture.
@jjhitt. So spake Zarathrustra with a voice like thunder.
@DnT.
Yes indeed.
They used a Crustaciron.
Doesn’t look like fugu to me.
The point is that this must be the sharpest-looking menu ever.
Mmmm … Nine Inch Nails!
Sheet Iron Prawn is my Kung-Fu name! What are the odds!
Ooops! The swordfish is on the loose again.
The sheet iron prawn has a nice crusty coating – sorry, I mean rusty.
According to my careful prosthesis, this man died from wounds inflicted by a blue point oyster!
The hors d’oeuvre looks a bit more minimalist than the menu would have you believe, but I’ve been wrong before
Probably got the menu items after seeing this Monty Python video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU
This is our Heavy Metal Menu. We also have disco, Top 40, and easy listening menus for our rock and roll challenged customers.