They’re just not reproducing…

posted on 28 Dec 2015 in Menus

queer-crab-sukiyaki

This explains the two King Crabs…

Photo courtesy of Mimi Chen.
Spotted in Japan. 

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    for 1 per sp[oo]n

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    How do they know the crabs queer

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Well hello boys

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If SuKiyaKi had one more K in it, I’d think I’d be worried they are attracting the wrong crowd.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Fresh crabs from the pubic hair…….
    ……………..
    ……………..

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    For 1perspn of the opposite sex.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Dairy Queer’s specialty

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    So, how many tspns in a perspn?

  9. Filboid | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    86 the SuKiyaKi – the crabs won’t come out of the closet.
    …not that there’s anything wrong with that…

  10. jjhitt | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Just be sure you use a condiment.

  11. jjhitt | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Please… sukiyaki is slowly simmered at the table… not prancing around the restaurant complaining about the drapes.

  12. SF | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    La Cage aux Crabes

  13. WorrierPrincess | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT: I did the math, because someone has to do these things. Average perspn = 66.4 litres, which converts to 13471.51 tspns. Adjust your recipe accordingly.

  14. Big Fat Cat | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please don’t tell me that the green thing is the crab ball.

  15. Frank Burns | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I must have missed the queer crab season on “Deadliest Catch”.

  16. Frank Burns | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear the use Barbara Streisand tickets to bait the traps.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Crab Save the Queer

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this queer crab.

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @algernon | 4:04 am: They play show tunes and watch the crabs dance sideways like a chorus line.

  20. pasdrole | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You saucy crab you!

  21. Ben | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Pairs well with rainbow trout.

  22. timmy | 1:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I always wondered why Mr Crabs liked Spongebob so much.

  23. Filboid | 1:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    My own suspicion is that the Universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose.

    -lookin’ at you, Crab Nebula!

  24. J-Luke | 2:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t go well with straight tea…

  25. J-Luke | 2:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Served with some pink salmon.

  26. Ann | 4:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Taste the rainbow

  27. Rt | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Hey, the claws look a little limp…

  28. DrLex | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing more exciting than sucking on wasabi balls.

  29. zankhana | 5:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a lobster on your piano? Oops, sorry it’s a crab on your organ!!!!

  30. RC | 3:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s very attractive and has good taste.

  31. Long Tom | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And for dessert:

    https://farewellington.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/img_0292.jpg

  32. Marum | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @WP. You must not own a TV. The only reason you are not pregnant, is that you sit up all night doing abstruse calculations such as this one.

    13471.51 tspns indeed! 👿

  33. Marum | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks like Wasabi Paste to me.

  34. Long Tom | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    http://www.deviantart.com/art/Tuttifrutti-434616735

  35. Peter | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Queer crab huh?
    No problem. That’s still way better than straight crap.

  36. sirpaulfan | 11:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, it’s nice they have their own crab sukiyaki. They’ve been through so much.

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