Top that, Man’s Best Friend.

posted on 10 Dec 2015 in Stationery

the-princess-story

She gave me fleas…

Photo courtesy of Whitney Woycheshen.
Found at dollar store in Canada (likely imported from East Asia). 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    Well I suppose its Ok if its another cat

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Cool story, cat

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Must be a peasant cat with a frog on its head

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Princess beastiality cat

  5. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 0  

    I like a furry puss as much as the next guy, but this is pushing it.

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    copyright 1 crown(or is that a pumpkin?) will

  7. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    (I fully expect my previous caption to be deleted, so get those thumbs up now!)

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    A Non-Y Mouse: mine too, the one before yours 😀

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    This story sounds like a furry tail to me.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @A Non-Y Mouse: I expect most of us were thinking it. 😀

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Lover? Hope there’s a happy ending, then. 😈

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    I’M YOUR HELLO, KITTY
    I’M YOUR CAPTION

  13. coffeebot | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Hey, watch the teeth, Fluffy

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    It must be a very popular story because it translates into many Engrish languages

  15. WorrierPrincess | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I’ve got “What’s New, Pussycat?” stuck in my head.

  16. jjhitt | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    One day, your prince will come.
    He will change the litter box and then leave.

  17. jjhitt | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Bring forth the royal hairball!”

  18. Ben | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, most cats do consider themselves royalty and have an attitude of “screw you”.

  19. DrLex | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    That is not the kind of pussy I expected. Next time I’ll make sure not to use ambiguous wordings when stating a wish to the genie in the bottle…

  20. Big Fat Cat | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Her Highness was invited by Prince Charmin(g) to pose for Royale Toilet Paper.

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this a purrmanent relationship or a one night stand?

  22. Frank Burns | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think that Genie understood my wish.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Do not litter

  24. Vulcan64 | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    A cat is fine too

  25. Marum | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 2  

    Q. What do you call a Tomcat with a 12″ penis.

    A. A mau mau terrorist

  26. timmy | 1:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess All Stewart was right.

  27. Marum | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    For they with nil imagination; mau mau = miau miau

  28. Marum | 2:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    For they who want to read about the Mau Mau uprising in the 1950s in Kenya.

    Read: Britain’s Gulag. (Catherine Elkins {I think}) read it myself.

  29. Marum | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    A wicked witch turned him into a cat.
    If you give it a kiss, it will turn into a charming ponce.

  30. RT | 4:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    i’m pawsitively touched,
    but nyaow you’re pushing it

  31. Rebbecca | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    MEEEOOOW!

  32. Salome | 6:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    With cats, poo stamps on the bed linen is about as intimate as it gets.

  33. The Dude | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    She gave me Cat Scratch Fever.

  34. sirpaulfan | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t leave, you’ll hurt mine fee-lines.

  35. Lora | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Fortunately, the royal wizard had a cure for Princess Kitty’s love sickness. It’s commonly called spaying.

  36. Marum | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    @Lora I had my tomcat Sam, spayed.

    Now we call him Sam Spades.

  37. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: Spaying is removing the ovaries. Better check to see what the vet removed from that tomcat.

  38. Long Tom | 8:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I once had a black cat named Shadow who died recently of old age. She loved me and absolutely nobody else.

  39. Marum | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    @A Non Y Mouse.
    F—! I bet that came as a bigger surprise to him than me! Hhahahahahahahhahaahahaha.

  40. chaoticbaboosh | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    woah ! slow down there tiger !

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