Add sugar for more diabetes.

posted on 5 Jan 2016 in Drinks, Signs

native-tea-in-mountain

Wow, my black tea only gives me hypertension.

Photo courtesy of Alexei Stephenson.
Found at Meiji Shrine in Tokyo, Japan.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d prefer a tea without the health problems thanks

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    …….. insert your illness here

  3. sirpaulfan | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Bring your own pick and shovel.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t drink it in the mountain and you’ll be fine.

  5. jjhitt | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Made from real natives.

  6. Tong | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Every packet of tea comes with a 15% off voucher for health insurance or funeral home of your choice! Hurry, while stock and your health/life last!

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Most tea brews well enough in a pot. Getting a mountain into your kitchen could be problematic.

  8. Ben | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    And here I thought only the deep South knew how to make sweet tea properly.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Steep price to pay for that kind of tea.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    That explains why First Nations people have much higher rate of diabetes, heart diseases and suicide. thank you.

  11. DrLex | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Native Tea In Sea
    Effect: Drowning

  12. Frank Burns | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    So it’s basically just like Mountain Dew.

  13. Vulcan64 | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I swear, these random drops just keep getting worse with every patch…

  14. Droll not Troll | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    The evidence against this native tea is mountin’.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Non-native tea in the plains give you diarrhea and heartburn.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Nothing beats ‘The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete’s head. From the House of Conquistador.’

  17. EffEff | 3:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Contains chicken pox virus.
    Effect: Type 1 diabetes if you’re really unlucky.

  18. RT | 3:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ve secretly replaced this customers’ tea with our new mountain tea; let’s see if he notices the difference

  19. Peter | 3:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    At least they’re honest

  20. Marum | 3:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Leave the crap in the mountain….For all I care.

  21. Filboid | 4:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yep, sounds just like Wilford Brimley.

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Also, working in the tea mines causes black lung.

  23. Mr. Wrong | 8:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll stick to sniffing glue, thanks.

  24. Mr. Wrong | 8:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds good. What can I take to get cancer?

  25. Mr. Wrong | 8:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Diabetes and high cholesterol run in my family, but maybe I’d better take some just to be sure.

  26. Long Tom | 4:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The drink of sumo wrestlers!

  27. l2646134 | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sponsored by Coca-Cola Company.

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