Also, we’re out of mushrooms….

posted on 27 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

fried-mushroom-incorrectly

Photo courtesy of Ahmed Latif.
Found at a restaurant in Shanghai, China.

31 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    Foie gas bean burn would be really horrible to have.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    Fried mushroom incorrectly … we apologize if you hallucinate after eating it

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    Fried chicken with Maggie Smith? That would be an awesome dinner date.

  4. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Pate that burns twice and incorrect mushrooms whst could go wrong.

  5. algernon | 4:08 am |

    Yee haa Blazing Saddles rides again.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    Mmmmm … Saucy Maggie!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |

    – Waiter, these mushrooms are fried incorrectly!
    – But … I corrected them … Sir.

  8. sirpaulfan | 4:41 am |

    So this is why that guy doesn’t want to work on Maggie’s farm no more.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |

    Maggie sauce would be OK but Bart sauce could be a problem.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |

    Fried on LSD incoherently.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:04 am |

    These are not the mushrooms you’re looking for.

  12. Vulcan64 | 5:11 am |

    There’s no right way to fry mushrooms incorrectly.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:43 am |

    The cook was fried to the gills, so the mushroom wasn’t.

  14. Big Fat Cat | 5:49 am |

    The menu is politically incorrect!

  15. jjhitt | 5:50 am |

    Feel the bean Burn.

  16. Frank Burns | 6:19 am |

    “Wake up Maggie I think I’ve got something to say to you….”

  17. Ann | 8:39 am |

    At least they can admit they are incompetent mushroom makers.

  18. DrLex | 8:51 am |

    Nnnnooo! Not Maggie!

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:32 am |

    Wong Flied Mushrooms

  20. SF | 10:40 am |

    Fried mushroom incorrectly is what happens when you mistake atomic cuisine for molecular cuisine.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 12:44 pm |

    maggie sauce is no good. Try maggot sauce.

  22. Droll not Troll | 4:05 pm |

    There is a product called Maggi sauce. Apparently it’s like a soy sauce that contains no soy. So maybe the fried chicken contains no chicken. 😕

  23. Long Tom | 5:28 pm |

    Foie gras, for those who don’t know, is fatted goose liver. I wonder if beans have anything to do with it?

  24. EffEff | 11:23 pm |

    We’re out of the right kind of mushrooms.

  25. Droll not Troll | 11:58 pm |

    @Long Tom: If they did, it would be farted goose liver.

  26. Kioku | 3:12 pm |

    Wow, the mushroom dish dispays honesty in advertising!!!

  27. Marum | 5:12 pm |

    Statistics prove that 9 out of ten Uni. students recommend Maggie Noodles with everything.

  28. Marum | 7:22 pm |

    @Kioku; That is what I would like to se in Real Estate.

    1. Renovators special = It fell down three weeks previously.
    2. Enjoy the privacy etc. = It is down the end of cul de sac which is impassable 200 days a year.
    3. Unique property = None of us has ever seen anything f—-n remotely like it..
    4. Spacious property = There IS actually enough room to swing a cat in the rooms.
    5. Needs work/TLC = See numbers 1and 3

  29. sirpaulfan | 1:11 am |

    If you care about vegetables, please don’t eat the foie gras bean burn. They force feed the beans goose livers.

  30. Tom P. | 6:49 pm |

    Rod Stewart has finally gone senile, taking his own lyrics deadly serious.

  31. Peter | 6:12 pm |

    I suppose the poor goose was stuffed incorrectly as well.

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