As if grass was made to walk on!

posted on 17 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

keep-off-grass

Photo courtesy of Michelle Michalk.
Found in China. 

25 captions

  1. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes captain.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s grass in them thar park!

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If them grass were to declare independence, they could use the motto “Don’t tread on me”

  4. Marum | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I have also given up the Habit.
    That is why I am wearing a Mao-jacket and cap.

  5. Marum | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    To end up with nearly 1.5 billion people, the Chinse ladies must have had their ass on the grass, far more than is average.

  6. Marum | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    So!——–Grass is a collective noun?

  7. Marum | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    When you play bowls in China,
    REMEMBER!
    All grasses lean to the left.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    What do we need?
    GRASS!
    When do we need them?
    NOW!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    When you need grasses you should wear them.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Grass can feel pain. I’ve heard it mown.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not addicted to grass, I can take it or leave it a lawn.

  12. Filboid | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    These roots weren’t made for walkin’ – on

  13. algernon | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    For feeding the animals

  14. algernon | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We need them to sleep

  15. Droll not Troll | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The original sign continued, …”to be erect”, but that was cut by the censor.

  16. Long Tom | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe they meant marijuana-in which case they definitely wouldn’t want it walked upon.

  17. timmy | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ass, gas, or grass, nobody walks for free.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Need them … to smoke?

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – B … But Officer, we can’t make captions if we keep off the grass!

  20. jjhitt | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    We need grass. You, however, we are still thinking about.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Abbot:Grasshopper, remember to stay off the grass.

    Yes, master!

  22. Droll not Troll | 11:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @timmy: If I’m the one who’s walking it will probably be gas- frequently! 😛

  23. Rt | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Having failed to acquire the ring,smiegel starts to smoke weed to pass the time, and develops an uncontrollable urge for it

  24. sirpaulfan | 10:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, THAT kind of grass!

  25. Tom P | 2:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    All your grass are belong to us.

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