Because everything can be a fetish.

posted on 13 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

a-time-sex-shoe-set

Let’s get really kinky…no socks.

Photo courtesy of Lei Huang.
Found in Wuhan, China. 

41 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    For foot fetishists.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    A shoe for those who bonk

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    Made to withstand lots of rapid in and out movement.

  4. algernon | 4:04 am |

    They like them long and wide

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    Probably not sold at the KKK shoe store

  6. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:06 am |

    Instep is best. Put your blister to the test!

  7. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:07 am |

    Plus built-in universal remote, Google+ integration, and email!

  8. sirpaulfan | 4:34 am |

    …if you’re into that sort of thing.

  9. Peter | 4:56 am |

    Use at home in the rain, + rain or @ rain!

  10. Peter | 4:57 am |

    Ummm…actually, they seem to be “rubbers” for your shoes…interesting Engrish!

  11. jjhitt | 5:10 am |

    Time Sex: Don’t do it barefoot if you don’t the rain.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:10 am |

    To use an old Aussie expression, “Well, root my boot!”

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:13 am |

    Forget the shoes; if you need to time sex you’re doing it wrong.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:32 am |

    This product makes the shoes suitable for seamen.

  15. Ben | 5:43 am |

    For very special occasions the Doctor would take off his trainers and put these on.

  16. DrLex | 5:44 am |

    A slightly less incorrect translation would have been “one-time sex”. So this seems to be specifically designed for one-night stands.

  17. DrLex | 5:45 am |

    The package mentions that these are suitable for school…

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:57 am |

    36cm x 15cm is quite a respectable “package!

  19. Yu No Hoo | 6:09 am |

    If you’ve got the time, I’ve got the shoes.

  20. timmy | 6:11 am |

    My time for sex is so short, I needn’t bother taking off my shoes.

  21. Frank Burns | 7:49 am |

    Sometimes you need a little more traction.

  22. Chris | 8:07 am |

    Because, Rule 34.

  23. Classic Steve | 8:29 am |

    These boots were made for knockin’.

  24. Big Fat Cat | 12:43 pm |

    Now I understand the true story behind “There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.” and why she had so many children.

  25. Filboid | 1:10 pm |

    For snarling old man sex?

  26. Marum | 3:16 pm |

    Cop on of these in your nuts, and you won’t feel like sex for a long time.

  27. Marum | 3:30 pm |

    @DnT 0557 They’re having fantasies. Never yet heard of an Asian lady, who didn’t reach her limits at around 20cm, or usually less

  28. RT | 5:59 pm |

    there’s baseball cleats for the s&m couple

  29. Garst | 12:51 am |

    No more being self-conscious about wearing socks during sex!

  30. Marum | 6:46 am |

    There once was a lady from Crew,
    Who hid her Vay-jay with a shoe,
    But her lover named Noel,
    Said; “There’s a hole in the sole,
    And I can see your brownie there too.

  31. Marum | 7:24 am |

    @Peter 0457 if you do what @DnT 051 exhorts one to do. The rubbers may prevent little shoelets.

  32. Marum | 7:25 am |

    051 = 0510 So solly.

  33. Marum | 7:28 am |

    @Timmy 0611. It’s Ok. I believe the Duke of Wellington, didn’t take off his spurs first.

  34. Wm Jas | 12:29 pm |

    “A time sex” is a literal, character-for-character translation of 一次性, which means “disposable” or “to be used only once.” The last character can mean either “sex” or “nature, character.”

  35. Salome | 4:18 pm |

    Galoshes: the ultimate sexy footwear.

  36. asdf | 4:38 pm |

    Because bound feet…

  37. PeeBee | 6:39 pm |

    Socks, socks, socks! All you people talk about is socks!

  38. Peter | 2:09 pm |

    Shoe fetish?
    No thanks!

  39. Big Fat Cat | 12:33 pm |

    Shoeless Joe needed that desperately.

  40. Myself | 8:41 pm |

    “Time sex” is Engrish for “disposable”. It’s right up there with “no smorking” and “no having fun/hullaballoo/frolic” as one of the most common Engrish mistranslations. I’ve seen multiple pictures of disposable-goods aisles in Chinese supermarkets that are declared to be “Time sex area”, “A time sex thing”, or “Time sex goods”.

  41. iLock | 3:55 am |

    Do you sell business socks? …you know, for business time?!

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