Can you feel the ark shell burn?

posted on 31 Jan 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

ark-shell-burns

Photo courtesy of Michael Kanaley.
Found in Chiang Rai, Thailand.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    In the fryer, the steaming fryer, the shrimp burns tonight…..

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Waiter this food isn’t cooked it burnt. Sorry sir it’s just the moustache

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think Mario’s mustache would be made of squid roasts. I would think that vermicelli would be more appropriate.

  4. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I do love a good burns and moustache restaurant

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    the meatball fries, every the time it is on top of old smokey…

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    This one time I almost caught a banana squid, but it split quickly and it got away.

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Noah’s ark’s shell scalds/burns, which is why some sea creatures did not survive the flood.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Banana squid – please slip carefully

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    This beard is full of squid!

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    – And a beard for my wife, please.

  11. timmy | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve always heard that the Ark of the Covenant would burn you if you touched it, but I never guessed it would have been found in restaurant in Thailand.

  12. J-Luke | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    In case you wanted to know why some moustaches smell funny, here is your answer.

  13. Marum | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I really don’t think that the Ark of the Covenant should be touched by mortals.

  14. Marum | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    @J-Luke. Oh. I thought the cause was the ladies I licked.

  15. Marum | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫Down in the mighty ocean,
    The squid burns tonight.♪

  16. Marum | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Shark is swimming along when he sees squid.
    Shark: “Geez you look sick squid, hop on my back and I’ll give you a lift.”
    Then he sees porpoise.
    Porpoise: ‘Hey shark! Do you want to lay poker tonight?’
    Shark: “Hell no! You cleaned me out last night. And by the way. Here’s that sick squid I owe you.”

    Quid = pound (English currency LSD)

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The squid roast is just another little Hitler!

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I wouldn’t go there. Most of the food wants to either hurt me or insult my moustache!

  19. Chris | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “It burns! It burns!”

  20. Big Fat Cat | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I would like one Raiders of the lost Ark combo, please.

  21. Long Tom | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Noah’s favorite restaurant.

  22. jjhitt | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to Squid Hell.

  23. Filboid | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Hate it when the shrimp burns…Thank God for penicillin!

  24. Filboid | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Jiffy squid!!

  25. sirpaulfan | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Where do you wanna go to eat tonight?

    I dunno, what about Mustache Hut?

  26. Biff the Understudy | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Indy: “Don’t eat, Marian! Keep your mouth shut!”

  27. Peter | 7:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    To be served with Scottish Whisker ?

  28. iLock | 5:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This selection of food, especially the seafood is very critical and insulting to a lot of things.

    “Ah don’t eat me, I don’t like your little demon moustache!”
    scolded the squid

  29. Kioku | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No matter what, all shell fish are doomed.

  30. Crank Caller | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Double, double, toil and trouble,
    Ark shell burn and cauldron bubble!

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