Cold cuts.

posted on 9 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

eskimo-hair

Just give me an igloo cut.

Photo courtesy of Andrew Schmidt.
Found in Beijing, China.

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  1. algernon | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    White as snow I guess

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I scream out of control.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Yupik the hairstyle you want.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    To go?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Now serving cold cuts.

  6. timmy | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Come on, give me that booze, you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!”

  7. algernon | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Well if doesn’t work you can put a hat on

  8. Frank Burns | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Not to be confused with Eskimo pie.

  9. Marum | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The Eskimo Herr is Friedrich Nanook.

    He is a great barber — just never him trim your moustache.

  10. Marum | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    He also sells Igloo. Which is the adhesive thy use to stick all those friggin blocks of ice together.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – Honey? There’s an Eskimo in your hair!

  12. Yu No Hoo | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    “We make you look cool.”

  13. Huu Yuu | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We put generous helpings of blubber in your hair.

  14. Huu Yuu | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The preferred barber of Mr. Freeze

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    It puts the Eskimo on its hair or else it gets sham-poo again

  16. J-Luke | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Specialized in trimming the pole region.

  17. Long Tom | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Eskimo Pie was originally known as the I Scream bar.

  18. Lora | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Customer: All the fumes from the hair spray are making me hallucinate.
    Barber: Oh no, those are just the Northern Lights.

  19. Classic Steve | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You can’t have Inuit without “In.”

  20. Droll not Troll | 7:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer Algonquian hair. At least it keeps my wig warm.

  21. Marum | 6:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have a short back and sides, and a loan of your wife for a couple of nights.

  22. Marum | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    An Eskimo’s Skiddoo breaks down. So he pushes it into town, to a mechanic. Being so hot after that effort, he goes down town to buy an ice-cream, while the mechanic looks at the machine.

    He walks back ating the ice-cream, and asks the mechanic; “How is it?”

    Mech; Hah! You’ve blown a seal.

    skimo: NO! Honestly! I’ve just eaten an ice-cream.

  23. sirpaulfan | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    –Does your wife wear a wig?

    –I dunno. Alaska.

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