Does this come with sake of child?

posted on 4 Jan 2016 in Menus

sushi-of-child

Wait, didn’t you have 3 kids when you came here…

Photo courtesy of Ryan.
Menu found in Japan. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Well you’ve got to do something with the pesky ones

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Soylent Green – Chinese food edition

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Not much meat on them

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    On the top, I wonder if the full text is “Rice Thing” or “Rice Thin”

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    On the bottom, eel is speed as iil, though with the items above, I think it should say ill

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    And some people say they don’t know what to make of kids these days.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I like children but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Just add father

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you kidding me?

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    – A grill of Barbie, a steak of Miss, some flies of French and a milk of Sheikh, please.

  11. DrLex | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Obviously served with a nice Chianti and some fava beans.

  12. Vulcan64 | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    That bully took a lot more than his lunch money.

  13. DrLex | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sea iil bowl, or sea ill bowel?

  14. Ben | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoever wrote the menu must have had beverage of adult.

  15. iLock | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah I’ll have the ‘For Goodness Sake!’

  16. iLock | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ I believe the children are the future,
    treat them well and don’t put them on the menu,
    don’t eat them, hell.. Just leave them alone if you’re gonna be that way ♫

    -Sushi of Whitney Houston: The Greatest Sushi Of All

  17. Frank Burns | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Could I have a side of baby carrots with that?

  18. Yu No Hoo | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, there’s an heir in my soup.

  19. Chris | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, one of the kids did say “Eat me.”

  20. Chris | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    “GET IN MY BELLY!!!”

  21. PeeBee | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    So is this the Childrens Menu?

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mommy, Daddy, let’s eat!

  23. Marum | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    The Catholic Church has the best menu.

  24. Marum | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    That figures. “The milk of human kindness” runs by the microliter in my veins.

  25. Marum | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Q: How do you like your children served?

    A: Twice a day and thrice on Sundays

  26. Frank Burns | 11:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    And people get upset over veal………

  27. Marum | 1:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0416

    But, many a minister could at one’s whole

  28. Filboid | 1:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I suppose their chef is Julia of Child?

  29. timmy | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmmm. Children of the corn!

  30. Filboid | 4:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    The children are our future…
    You mean, like leftovers?

  31. Ann | 5:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chinese version of Hansel and Gretel.

  32. Mr. Wrong | 7:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have mine with a bit of baby oil.

  33. sirpaulfan | 11:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Mr. Wrong: from real babies?

    From the Birthday Dirge of cyber communities of old:

    We love children, yes we do
    Baked or broiled or in a stew

  34. Long Tom | 11:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Far Side cartoon: A couple return home and tell an embarrassed-looking witch, “What? We hired you to watch our children and you cooked and ate them BOTH?”

  35. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Just give me a Virgin Maru; I’m the designated driver.

  36. Peter | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Eww . . . not sea iil, for the Sake of God (!!)

  37. Brian | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Clearly, this is the Menu Of Child

  38. Mr. Wrong | 8:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Sirpaulfan:

    From only first cold pressed babies. Never decanter centrifuged.

  39. Marum | 5:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sea ILL bowl?
    I never knew Kim Jong was a cricket aficianado..

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