Fashion doesn’t have to hurt…

Heel parking only. All others will be toed.

Well don’t wedge me like that then

Are the big enough to take me

CAUTION: High heels may contain Paris Hilton

High heels in, caption out

High heels ARE dangerous after all. They are ankle breakers.

And be careful not to attempt to enter a high heeled shoe when it is upside down. Otherwlse you will get the point quickly.

NOTE: Please keep away from being hurt because she needs them.

You don’t want to anger the 50 foot woman.

I have never entered a high-heeled shoe in my life. Do ya think I am some sort of perfect?

I tried to enter the high heeled shoes. Now Payless has a restraining order against me.

This must be a one time sexy high heeled shoe set.

Enter the High Heeled Shoes is my favorite martial arts movie.

Just click your heels together three times and say
There’s no place lik

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Please take advantage of our hostess.

25th ANNUAL CAT SHOW

please enter your cat here

LANZHOU!!!!

Gesundheit.

For a man to enter the high-heeled shoes is such a drag.

@WorrierPrincess: Is that a re-make of Enter With Drag On? 😉

I initially overlooked the “s” in shoes…

I’m 6 feet, so that’s only three pairs of shoes.

And get off my damn lawn!!

Enter the Dragon by Bruce Lee.
Enter the High-heeled Shoes by Bushy Lee

This from the nation that used to demand bound feet.

If this is your first visit to Gansu – you are welcome to it.

One of our ladies at work got her high-heels stuck in a cast iron gutter grate. As she had both hands full of her work gear, she was completely stuck.
So. While one of the guys propped her up, I got hold of her ankles and shoes, and hauled them out of the grate.
Then she complained that I had left bruises on her ankles, with my fingers. 🙁

@Classic Steve 0147 I guess it depends on where they were bound for. 🙄

@DrLex: She needs 25 pairs of high-heeled shoes?? 😛

Enough people didn’t heed the “please keep away from being hurt” sign apparently.

I am always careful not to enter the high heeled shoes. I can barely walk in flats.

Imelda Marcos walks here.

@Dnt & Dr Lex. She would also have at least a 60 foot muff.

So much for fantasies :aghast:

Carlos, NOW bring zee cruel shoes!