Fashion doesn’t have to hurt…

posted on 18 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

high-heeled-shoes

Always keep the pointy end down.

Photo courtesy of a Ginger Tanton.
Found in Lanzhou, Gansu, China.

33 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Heel parking only. All others will be toed.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Well don’t wedge me like that then

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Are the big enough to take me

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: High heels may contain Paris Hilton

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    High heels in, caption out

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    High heels ARE dangerous after all. They are ankle breakers.

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    And be careful not to attempt to enter a high heeled shoe when it is upside down. Otherwlse you will get the point quickly.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: Please keep away from being hurt because she needs them.

  9. DrLex | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t want to anger the 50 foot woman.

  10. Marum | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    I have never entered a high-heeled shoe in my life. Do ya think I am some sort of perfect?

  11. jjhitt | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried to enter the high heeled shoes. Now Payless has a restraining order against me.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be a one time sexy high heeled shoe set.

  13. WorrierPrincess | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Enter the High Heeled Shoes is my favorite martial arts movie.

  14. timmy | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just click your heels together three times and say
    There’s no place lik

    ยก

  15. Marum | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Please take advantage of our hostess.

  16. Marum | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 2  

    25th ANNUAL CAT SHOW

    please enter your cat here

  17. Marum | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    LANZHOU!!!!

    Gesundheit.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    For a man to enter the high-heeled shoes is such a drag.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @WorrierPrincess: Is that a re-make of Enter With Drag On? ๐Ÿ˜‰

  20. J-Luke | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    I initially overlooked the “s” in shoes…

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m 6 feet, so that’s only three pairs of shoes.

  22. Filboid | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And get off my damn lawn!!

  23. Big Fat Cat | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Enter the Dragon by Bruce Lee.
    Enter the High-heeled Shoes by Bushy Lee

  24. Classic Steve | 1:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This from the nation that used to demand bound feet.

  25. Marum | 3:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If this is your first visit to Gansu – you are welcome to it.

  26. Marum | 3:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    One of our ladies at work got her high-heels stuck in a cast iron gutter grate. As she had both hands full of her work gear, she was completely stuck.
    So. While one of the guys propped her up, I got hold of her ankles and shoes, and hauled them out of the grate.
    Then she complained that I had left bruises on her ankles, with my fingers. :(

  27. Marum | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Classic Steve 0147 I guess it depends on where they were bound for. :roll:

  28. Droll not Troll | 4:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @DrLex: She needs 25 pairs of high-heeled shoes?? ๐Ÿ˜›

  29. Strikhedonic | 5:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Enough people didn’t heed the “please keep away from being hurt” sign apparently.

  30. sirpaulfan | 10:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I am always careful not to enter the high heeled shoes. I can barely walk in flats.

  31. Ann | 10:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Imelda Marcos walks here.

  32. Marum | 3:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    @Dnt & Dr Lex. She would also have at least a 60 foot muff.

    So much for fantasies :aghast:

  33. mickeygreeneyes | 9:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Carlos, NOW bring zee cruel shoes!

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