Follow the tire tracks for sloppy seconds.

posted on 26 Jan 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

sloppy-road

Photo courtesy of Ahmed Latif.
Sign spotted in Vietnam.

33 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Road full of sloppy seconds.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d solve the slope math on the sign, but I will not drink and derive.

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    We apologize for the poor construction of this road. Road construction spending is down 5.8% this year

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    This road has an ass fault surface.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Caution: Road haphazard ahead.

  6. Marum | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Specially if you’re second or third.

  7. Marum | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I am 94.2% inclined, not to use this road.

  8. Marum | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Road safety statistics for 2015, indicate that you have a 5.8% chance of surviving this journey.

  9. Ageless | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Pothole heaven.

  10. DrLex | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    5.8% was the BAC of the person who designed the road map.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    The road is sloppy because it’s been laid by so many men.

  12. DrLex | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    It is sloppy because they forgot to use rubber.

  13. jjhitt | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    If you’re going to the Dong Doc, you’ve already been down that Sloppy Road.

  14. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    My mudda was a mudda. I love the slop!

  15. algernon | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful road spread over large area

  16. algernon | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    For sloppy vehicles only

  17. Big Fat Cat | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    beware of the don dork getting into the slippery roads.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Please drink drive, 5.8 % of alcohol and sky is the limit.

  19. Vulcan64 | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The crew was intoxicated when they paved that road.

  20. Frank Burns | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    At least it’s not the Hershey Highway.

  21. Marum | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    There once was a bloke from Vietnam,
    Who misread the book by John Macadam.
    So his roads held water,
    Just like they shouldn’t oughta,
    And resembled a bloody great dam.

  22. Marum | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Whatever you do. DON’T LET OUT THE KLUTZ!

  23. Pete | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Wishing you many sloppy returns!

  24. Pete | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Well if only a 5.8% downgrade was his maximum extension, OF COURSE it was sloppy!!!

  25. Frank Burns | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of the Manwich mile.

  26. Long Tom | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, if it’s monsoon season, the sign would certainly apply.

  27. Filboid | 4:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Hang on, sloppy, hang on!!

  28. Filboid | 4:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh yeah, forgot the damn music…here ya go…

    Hang on sloppy, hang on!!

  29. Rt | 5:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The 5.8 refers to the blood alcohol content

  30. sirpaulfan | 10:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s sloppy, but the price is reduced 5.8%!

  31. Filboid | 2:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Shouldn’t that be: ‘sroppy load’?

  32. Kioku | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The road crew wanted to get home early. They figured this was good enough.

  33. Marum | 7:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Kioku. Don’t know about Vietnam. But. Have you seen the line – marking crew on the roads in Thailand?
    They are not a crew of hairy arsed bloke in fluoro shirts, operating machines. They are a bevy of horny looking Thai ladies, painting the lines on the roads with a paint brush.

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