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Follow the tire tracks for sloppy seconds.
Photo courtesy of Ahmed Latif.
Sign spotted in Vietnam.
(90 votes, average: 3.11 out of 5)
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Road full of sloppy seconds.
I’d solve the slope math on the sign, but I will not drink and derive.
We apologize for the poor construction of this road. Road construction spending is down 5.8% this year
This road has an ass fault surface.
Caution: Road haphazard ahead.
Specially if you’re second or third.
I am 94.2% inclined, not to use this road.
Road safety statistics for 2015, indicate that you have a 5.8% chance of surviving this journey.
Pothole heaven.
5.8% was the BAC of the person who designed the road map.
The road is sloppy because it’s been laid by so many men.
It is sloppy because they forgot to use rubber.
If you’re going to the Dong Doc, you’ve already been down that Sloppy Road.
My mudda was a mudda. I love the slop!
Careful road spread over large area
For sloppy vehicles only
beware of the don dork getting into the slippery roads.
Please drink drive, 5.8 % of alcohol and sky is the limit.
The crew was intoxicated when they paved that road.
At least it’s not the Hershey Highway.
There once was a bloke from Vietnam,
Who misread the book by John Macadam.
So his roads held water,
Just like they shouldn’t oughta,
And resembled a bloody great dam.
Whatever you do. DON’T LET OUT THE KLUTZ!
Wishing you many sloppy returns!
Well if only a 5.8% downgrade was his maximum extension, OF COURSE it was sloppy!!!
Beware of the Manwich mile.
Well, if it’s monsoon season, the sign would certainly apply.
Hang on, sloppy, hang on!!
Oh yeah, forgot the damn music…here ya go…
Hang on sloppy, hang on!!
The 5.8 refers to the blood alcohol content
It’s sloppy, but the price is reduced 5.8%!
Shouldn’t that be: ‘sroppy load’?
The road crew wanted to get home early. They figured this was good enough.
Kioku. Don’t know about Vietnam. But. Have you seen the line – marking crew on the roads in Thailand?
They are not a crew of hairy arsed bloke in fluoro shirts, operating machines. They are a bevy of horny looking Thai ladies, painting the lines on the roads with a paint brush.