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posted on 25 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

cruel-fruit-juice

Squeezing’s too good fer them oranges…

Photo courtesy of Ahmed Latif.
Menu from restaurant in Suzhou, China.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Cruel fruit juice leaves a nasty after taste.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The green tea red tea doesn’t know if its blue

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Cruel fruit juice — made from the meanest trees around.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Is Green Tea, Red Tea played the same as Red Light, Green Light?

  5. iLock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “Why is it all blurry just in that part right up there..??”
    “Ohhh, now that must be spirt photography…..”

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    dew dew — made from squeezed Mountain Mountain

  7. iLock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    Cruel fruit juice – Do the Jew

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    O rang juice — the specialty drink that Lurch makes.

  9. iLock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Dr Seuss loves this place

  10. Huu Yuu | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What other kind of orange is there other than orange fruit?

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Orang juice? As if those apes aren’t in enough trouble from the palm oil plantations!

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like dew dew, tastes like doo doo.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The cruel fruit juice is pit(i)less

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Cruel fruit juice will spirt in your eye and it will cost you another 4 yuan.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    In China, fruit juice squeezes YOU!

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – Did you enjoy your cruel fruit juice, Sir? … Hello, Sir … ? Madam … ?

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mmmmm … Nothing beats cruel fruit juice with chicken rude and unreasonable!

  18. jjhitt | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    That cruel juice hurt so much I dew dewed.

  19. jjhitt | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Shhh… The Spirts are about to speak.

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe the cruel fruit juice is an orange whip.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The cruel fruit juice is a signature drink at the S&M cafe.

  22. Vulcan64 | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    “My drink tastes like #*&@!”
    “But sir, that’s what you ordered.”

  23. Yang Xiao Long | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    In order to drink the spirt, we have to hold a siyance.

  24. Frank Burns | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Made from prickly pears.

  25. PeeBee | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Orange you glad I stopped squeezing?

  26. Yu No Hoo | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    That cruel juice has a real kick to it.

  27. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Menu created by Dr. Seuss.

  28. EffEff | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Spirit of cruel small orangutan juice?

  29. Filboid | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmmm…I’ll have a spirt of dew dew, please.

  30. Kioku | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Dew dew? This is dewception, we must go deeper!

  31. Kioku | 1:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Alternatively: let us be glad dew dew is not spelt doodoo.

  32. Auntie | 1:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take a Spirt of Dew Dew to go, please…

  33. Lora | 1:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    One Tea, Green Tea
    Red tea? Brown Tea!

  34. Lora | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    ^^ If you mix red and green together it makes brown, that’s why I didn’t say “blue tea”

  35. Nonsuch Ned | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    APRICOT is the cruelest fruit, breeding
    Juices out of the dread plum, mixing
    Peaches and Prunes, stirring
    Dull pits with spring rain.

  36. Marum | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Of all the teas, I like tit tea best

  37. Marum | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    We are very cruel to our oranges. We collect the juice by making them watch “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolfe” until they explode.

    Mopping up the juice is a problem then. We use a dirty nappy, and put in in a colander and beat it with an Echidna until the juice flow into a the float bowl of a Stromberg carbie.

    How much crueller could we be?

  38. Droll not Troll | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Cruel fruit juice – the next step if homos with meat didn’t float your boat.

  39. Peter | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Cruel enough to rip that ‘e’ from the Orang . . . so Waiter, a larg glass of appl juic pleas.

  40. Long Tom | 4:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Mountain Dew, as referred to in the country-western song, does not refer to the PepsiCo carbonated drink. It refers to moonshine liquor.

  41. EffEff | 10:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “Orang” literally means person/people or man/men, in Malayan. “Orangutan” means “person of the forest”. Anthony Burgess was first going to title his famous novel “A Clockwork Orang”, but then changed it to “A Clockwork Orange”.He lived in Malaya for a while and picked up the language.(and probably realized that most Brits wouldn’t know what “orang” meant.)

  42. sirpaulfan | 10:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If I had a million dollars, I’d buy you some juice…but not some real fruit juice; that’s cruel.

  43. mickeygreeneyes | 9:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Carlos, bring zee cruel fruit juice. Leave the shoes for next time.

  44. The Dude | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Red tea and Green Tea items together make brown, just what’s needed to make the dew dew.

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