Jesus’ half brother.

posted on 28 Jan 2016 in Menus

old-time-sandwich-favor

He turned Gouda into cheddar.

Photo courtesy of Greg Kay.
Take away lunch menu found in Tokyo. 

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Pain Marinated means it was up on the cross with Monte Christ.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Monte Christ cooked for you, and he saves … the food for the poor.

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Oh no! Meat Loaf was turned into a sandwich again! He should stop going to that house in Rocky Horror Picture Show.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Monte Christ contains ham! Not such a good Jewish boy.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The pain marinade is made of blood, sweat and tears.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Monte Christ may not have been his brother but he definitely hung around with cheeses.

  7. algernon | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Monte I thought his name was Bill

  8. algernon | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Flagellated sea food thank Monte for the boiled veggies.

  9. coffeebot | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m more in the mood for Basil Pest

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    First Maggie sauce, now Rich Brown Gravy. I don’t know who Rich Brown was but I’m sensing an unsettling theme here.

  11. jjhitt | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Monte Christ isn’t kosher.

  12. JimS | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Monte Christ!” is going to be my anger interjection.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Monte Christ turns John Denver into Denver Omelet.

  14. Big Fat Cat | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    A much more meaty Holy Communion.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – A sandwich, please.
    – As a favor, Sir?

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Turkey, American and Swiss do not mix.

  17. Frank Burns | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes good with a little Mary Maggiedalene sauce.

  18. J-Luke | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Served at the ministry of silly buns.

  19. Classic Steve | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I think the translator switched to French for “pain.”

  20. Frank Burns | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I used to love that show, “Monte Christ’s Ascending Circus.”

  21. Big Fat Cat | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Monte Christ lived in the New Testament era not Old Time Sandwich era.

  22. WildaBeast | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Monty Christ isn’t the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.

  23. Pete | 1:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Is he related to Del Monte?

  24. Biff the Understudy | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Classic Steve: when I switch to French there is plenty of pain, too.

  25. Kioku | 3:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Monte christo is a type of sandwhich. Thats really almost correct.

  26. Marum | 5:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s actually “Harold Christ”.

    The kids all say:
    Our father who art in heaven,
    Harold be thy name.

  27. Marum | 5:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Excuse me. I am the Count of Monte Christo. Have you got my sandwich order?

  28. Marum | 5:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    @WidaBeast. That was Dudley Moore in the movie Wholly Moses.

  29. Long Tom | 6:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In the Bible, Jesus did have some siblings:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothers_of_Jesus

  30. Long Tom | 6:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    A for John Denver, he ended his life more akin to scrambled eggs:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Denver

  31. Filboid | 7:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Does the Monte Christ come with Pain marinated Crown of Thorns Starfish?

  32. Marum | 7:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Christ!! Ill go the full monte!

  33. sirpaulfan | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “And so I say unto thee, fear not when the world givest thou pain marinated sea food, for it hated me before you, and anyway, it’s not kosher.”

  34. sirpaulfan | 1:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hi, you’ve reached the Holy family. Joseph, Mary, Jesus, James and Monte aren’t here right now. Press 1 to leave a message for Joseph or Mary. Press 2 to leave a message for James. Press 3 to leave a message for Monte. If you want to reach Jesus, talk to his real dad.”

  35. zankhana | 10:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Monte Christ walks into a motel reception, slaps 4 nails on the counter and says “can you put me up for the night please”

  36. Crank Caller | 3:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Count of Monte Christo escaped from prison underwater, but the Count of Monte Christ escaped by walking on water.

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