Sometimes you need a reminder…

posted on 16 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

keep-away-from-hurt

Photo courtesy of Michelle Renee.
Found in China. 

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    note that “from” was added after the fact over something else…..

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Being Hurt is a really bad person. Nobody should like Mr. Hurt

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    And Being Hurt is the brother of Butt Hurt.

  4. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    BUT!! I like it better, when it hurts – just a little.

  5. Marum | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It is the – NO SCREAMING – sign. Which really does my mind in.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign hurts my feelings!

  7. algernon | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of falling bares

  8. algernon | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Better than feeling I guess

  9. Marum | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Sado-masochism….Means, never having to say you’re sorry.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Jump in the deep water without hitting the rocks. Drowning won’t hurt.

  11. Marum | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    @DnT. I got trapped doing a diving job when I was young, and damn near drowned. I can assure you it does hurt.

    BTW if it does happen to you. Book yourself into hospital overnight for observation, if you have aspirated any salt water, you may suffer a secondary drowning syndrome, a few hours later.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I keep the artillery and anvils?

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And all of keep away.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: Who said anything about near drowning? 😉
    Real drowning victims never complain.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please, away needs your help.

  16. J-Luke | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We welcome you to the singles club.

  17. Marum | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0511 You are correct. I’ve never heard a corpse complain about anything. 😆

  18. Marum | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu 0401. What is your guess as to the original word?

    Mine is “wabbits”.

  19. Marum | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Upon consideration. It is a doorway to another dimension. Where one cannot stay away from being hurt.

  20. Marum | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    It is actually a portal to Hell. Where one gets licked to death for all eternity by 100 homosexuals.
    That is heterosexual Hell.
    The LGBT people have their own HELL.

  21. Long Tom | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess it’s the most dire message the locals could think of.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hurt off!

  23. Marum | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Correction: It is Muslim Hell. Where you are the virgin, who, for all eternity, gets raped daily by 72 homosexuals.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Approved by Beijing Hurt.

  25. RT | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    must not be a fan of the note-taker from blazing saddles then

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g7ehwIOjJM

  26. Droll not Troll | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu | 4:01 am: until or unless?

  27. sirpaulfan | 10:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No matter how often we tell the young people that, they keep falling in love anyway.

  28. DrLex | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They actually ‘corrected’ the sign by pasting the word “from” over something else.

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