What about power?

posted on 24 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

powerful-power

How does is it do against Kardashians?

Photo courtesy o Gaetan Gireme.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |

    powerful power is powerful

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    celerity … at least it is not a celery conqueror

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    or a hilarity conqueror

  4. algernon | 4:07 am |

    I like his leafy head

  5. algernon | 4:09 am |

    Turn the power one celerity

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Power corrupts. Powerful power corrupts… er…ful? 😕

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    Also in colourful colour.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    Take 2: Power corrupts. Powerful power corrupts powerfully.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    Powelful Powel for your favorite Lobot Lobotomy!

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |

    Celear killer

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    Now with new hyperbolic mode.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    Defence dint? I di’n’t know that!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |

    @Huu Yuu: Switch it on; celerity ensues.

  14. timmy | 5:19 am |

    mighty morphin powerful power rangers.

  15. Marum | 5:22 am |

    Faster than a speeding bullet.

  16. Marum | 5:23 am |

    Now you see it.

    Now you don’t.

  17. Marum | 5:25 am |

    I see. “celerity conquerer”

    It is in a state of total inertia

  18. Marum | 5:26 am |

    True. I’ve been watching it for over an hour, and it hasn’t moved an inch.

  19. Marum | 5:28 am |

    BTW. We also have a “State of total inertia”. Under the new government, it is called Queensland

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:47 am |

    It automatically becomes powerful when power

  21. jjhitt | 8:41 am |

    Celery that tough should just be thrown out.

  22. Chris | 8:53 am |

    How is it powered?

  23. Lora | 9:44 am |

    I like my celrity with peanut butter.

  24. Marum | 10:10 am |

    NOTE: Batterflies not incruded

  25. Marum | 10:14 am |

    @Chris.
    It is actually a sex toy. Initially you do all the work. Then when its flywheel achieves full speed there is no stopping it for 10 minutes.

  26. Light Code | 10:43 am |

    Celery conqueror. That means it conquers with the use of celery. Also it has powerful power. Which character has powerful power and wields a celery?
    Hatsune Miku.

  27. Filboid | 12:29 pm |

    Defence dint keep it from jumping over – with celerity.

  28. EffEff | 1:11 pm |

    It comes equipped with emergency battery ejector, for when it becomes drunk with power.

  29. Big Fat Cat | 1:12 pm |

    Super Robert is the new CelebrityConqueror. He is rich and powerful and conquer famous celebrities.

  30. Long Tom | 5:16 pm |

    For the record, “celerity” means “speed”:

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/celerity

    I first heard the word used in the Gilbert And Sullivan operetta “H. M. S. Pinafore”., where the ship captain is ordered to his cabin by Sir Joseph.

  31. Droll not Troll | 6:04 pm |

    The robot appears to be wrapped in a celerityphane bag. Let’s see if it can fight its way out of that!

  32. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    Celeron power conqueror

  33. iLock | 4:03 am |

    How fascinatingly fascinating

  34. Phil Gayton | 6:03 am |

    That escalated with celerity.

  35. JimS | 7:09 am |

    Only on an “Engrish” toy label would one ever EVER find the word “celerity”. Probably 95% of native English speakers don’t know what it means.

  36. brob | 9:05 am |

    @Long Tom
    I found it as a constant in a wave simulation, glslsandbox #22982
    Never ever thought it would turn up here!
    @JimS
    Probably the same 95% don’t make the connection with ‘accelerate’, so we got a *slower* line of CPUs called Celeron. And just the same, we call one ‘a celery’ for fun. -sigh-

  37. Marum | 3:08 pm |

    @JimS Yes indeed. The old medieval game of jamming a red hot stick of celery up someone’s date is hardly heard of nowdays.

    BTW. I would have thought my previous posts would have explained the meaning quite well

  38. Marum | 3:14 pm |

    It is with alacrity, that I acceded to his request for celerity.

  39. Marum | 3:14 pm |

    was

  40. brob | 10:33 pm |

    Redundant power is redundant.

  41. brob | 10:36 pm |

    @Chris
    Super Solenoid Engine, not included

  42. sirpaulfan | 1:00 am |

    Sorry. I don’t like robots with too much power.

  43. Peter | 12:58 pm |

    Made of metallic metal, I suppose.

  44. kemi242 | 4:21 am |

    I have a more powerful Powerful Power Super Robot to conquer all celerities.

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