What about power?

posted on 24 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

powerful-power

How does is it do against Kardashians?

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    powerful power is powerful

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    celerity … at least it is not a celery conqueror

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    or a hilarity conqueror

  4. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    I like his leafy head

  5. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Turn the power one celerity

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Power corrupts. Powerful power corrupts… er…ful? 😕

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Also in colourful colour.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Take 2: Power corrupts. Powerful power corrupts powerfully.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Powelful Powel for your favorite Lobot Lobotomy!

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Celear killer

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Now with new hyperbolic mode.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Defence dint? I di’n’t know that!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu: Switch it on; celerity ensues.

  14. timmy | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    mighty morphin powerful power rangers.

  15. Marum | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Faster than a speeding bullet.

  16. Marum | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Now you see it.

    Now you don’t.

  17. Marum | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    I see. “celerity conquerer”

    It is in a state of total inertia

  18. Marum | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    True. I’ve been watching it for over an hour, and it hasn’t moved an inch.

  19. Marum | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 2  

    BTW. We also have a “State of total inertia”. Under the new government, it is called Queensland

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It automatically becomes powerful when power

  21. jjhitt | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Celery that tough should just be thrown out.

  22. Chris | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How is it powered?

  23. Lora | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I like my celrity with peanut butter.

  24. Marum | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: Batterflies not incruded

  25. Marum | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Chris.
    It is actually a sex toy. Initially you do all the work. Then when its flywheel achieves full speed there is no stopping it for 10 minutes.

  26. Light Code | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Celery conqueror. That means it conquers with the use of celery. Also it has powerful power. Which character has powerful power and wields a celery?
    Hatsune Miku.

  27. Filboid | 12:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Defence dint keep it from jumping over – with celerity.

  28. EffEff | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It comes equipped with emergency battery ejector, for when it becomes drunk with power.

  29. Big Fat Cat | 1:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Super Robert is the new CelebrityConqueror. He is rich and powerful and conquer famous celebrities.

  30. Long Tom | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    For the record, “celerity” means “speed”:

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/celerity

    I first heard the word used in the Gilbert And Sullivan operetta “H. M. S. Pinafore”., where the ship captain is ordered to his cabin by Sir Joseph.

  31. Droll not Troll | 6:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The robot appears to be wrapped in a celerityphane bag. Let’s see if it can fight its way out of that!

  32. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Celeron power conqueror

  33. iLock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    How fascinatingly fascinating

  34. Phil Gayton | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    That escalated with celerity.

  35. JimS | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Only on an “Engrish” toy label would one ever EVER find the word “celerity”. Probably 95% of native English speakers don’t know what it means.

  36. brob | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Long Tom
    I found it as a constant in a wave simulation, glslsandbox #22982
    Never ever thought it would turn up here!
    @JimS
    Probably the same 95% don’t make the connection with ‘accelerate’, so we got a *slower* line of CPUs called Celeron. And just the same, we call one ‘a celery’ for fun. -sigh-

  37. Marum | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @JimS Yes indeed. The old medieval game of jamming a red hot stick of celery up someone’s date is hardly heard of nowdays.

    BTW. I would have thought my previous posts would have explained the meaning quite well

  38. Marum | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It is with alacrity, that I acceded to his request for celerity.

  39. Marum | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    was

  40. brob | 10:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Redundant power is redundant.

  41. brob | 10:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Chris
    Super Solenoid Engine, not included

  42. sirpaulfan | 1:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry. I don’t like robots with too much power.

  43. Peter | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Made of metallic metal, I suppose.

  44. kemi242 | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a more powerful Powerful Power Super Robot to conquer all celerities.

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