White privilege never tasted so good.

posted on 19 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Stationery

my-white-friends

Gimme a break!

Photo courtesy of Gaby Stahlecker.
Found in Chinese stationery shop.

35 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoever wrote this horrible text has egg on their face.

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    So why are you so yellow

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m worried about the one with chicken pox

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Also the white egg it was also on that person’s face, and it had a same smile.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Stationary that is used at the KKK shoe shop.

  6. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d heard of the “three-fifths compromise” but I didn’t know it had applied to yellow people too.

  7. sirpaulfan | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Some of my best friends are white!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this some kind of yolk?

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Eggmoticons are often seen on the internest.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Your friend needs help, he’s a little cracked.

  11. coffeebot | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Brown Egg lives matter

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It also introduces:

    – White egg and bacon
    – White egg, sausage and bacon
    – White egg and spam
    – White egg, bacon and spam
    – White egg, bacon, sausage and spam
    – Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
    – Spam, white egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
    – Spam, spam, spam, white egg and spam
    – Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam
    – Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and a friend egg it had a same smile with white egg on top and spam
    – Egg

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – Look, Mommy, also the yellow egg it had a same smile!

  14. jjhitt | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Some of my best friends are eggs, but that doesn’t mean I want my sister to marry one.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If a blue egg smiles at you- duck!!

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    White eggs, brown eggs, they’re all the same inside.

  17. Yu No Hoo | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    You’d smile too if you just got laid.

  18. Marum | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The Polynesians did this all the time. They found Captain Cook to b a great navigator, and delicious with scraped coconut.

  19. Marum | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    White, black, or brown. I’ll at them all. (Hannibal Lecter)

  20. Big Fat Cat | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know some chinese are cannibals.

  21. Marum | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    Personally. I do prefer eating my yellow female friends

  22. JimS | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Can we all just get along?

  23. Frank Burns | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Those brown eggs keep taking the jobs the white eggs won’t do.

  24. Classic Steve | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Excerpt from a bad bootleg of “Dear White People.”

  25. pasdrole | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    White friends make great omelets!

  26. Lora | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A black hen can lay a white egg, but a white hen can’t lay a black egg.

  27. Filboid | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Omelette you figure out that yolk for yourself.

  28. Filboid | 12:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    All my white friends! Knock knock knock
    All my white friends! Knock knock knock
    All my white friends! Knock knock knock

  29. Vulcan64 | 2:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    [TLIGGER WALNING]

  30. Kristo-Ham | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora But a white hen can lay an egg that hatches into a black chicken, at least in Calimero: http://focus.tv5monde.com/calimero/wp-content/uploads/sites/92/2015/09/parents_cadre-1024×683.jpg

  31. Long Tom | 4:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I remember there was a flap when she was addressing an audience who were outside during winter, and she commented about seeing white faces. She meant from snowfall, not a racial comment.

  32. zankhana | 2:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    All white all white!!!!!!! It’s a poultry matter after all!

  33. szk | 4:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock

    Juxtaposition with the word “egg”, my brain keep auto correcting “spam” to “sperm”

  34. zankhana | 10:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An eggshellent product!

  35. Myself | 9:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s even racist in the world of eggs! Eggs come in many diverse colors!

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