Are you sure that surgery is necessary?

posted on 28 Feb 2016 in Signs

scared-heart-hospital

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Located next to the surprise birthday restaurant

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Its missing a beat

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    But be the scared order of nuns

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    not for the fainted … of heart

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    There is a phobia of hearts? 😀

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Surgeon general recommends: Quick and painless heart attack!

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow that hospital must be very horrible with all scared hearts in there. Maybe the surgeons will cause scarred hearts.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Surgeon: (putting on Gumby props) Gloves…! Glasses…! Moustache…! Handkerchief…! (Gumby voice) ”I’M GOING TO OPERATE!!!”

    Gumbys: ”LET’S OPERATE!!”

    T.F. Gumby: (Sits up) ”HELLO!!!”

    Surgeon: ”OOH! WE FORGOT THE ANAESTHETIC!!”

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The most popular hospital in Scared People’s Republic of China

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    This heart must be in someone’s mouth!

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Aorta be more careful around hearts.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s not blood coming out, it’s urine!

  13. tarltarasa | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I recognise this from the show “Scurbs”.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You will be sacred to death!

  15. J-Luke | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If the Queen of Hearts is operating, then they have good reason to be scared…

  16. Long Tom | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    They had to change it because they couldn’t say “sacred” in the People’s Republic Of China.

  17. timmy | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s why Ann Wilson’s hair looks like that.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t pray to the Scared Mother, she will scare the hell out of you.

  19. Yu No Hoo | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Every day at mealtime: chicken.

  20. SF | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Initially founded with help frome the Austrian Empress Sissi.

  21. SF | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Initially founded with help from the Austrian Empress Sissi.

  22. Lora | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The Top 5 things that would make you *really* scared if you heard them during surgery:

    5:”Ew, yuck! that’s gross!”
    4:”No Spike, give that back! Bad dog! Bad, bad, doggy!”
    3:”Doctor, what are you doing here? Are you out on parole?”
    2:”C’mon, lick it! I dare ya!”
    1: Can anyone make that thing stop beating? It’s ruining my concentration.

  23. DrLex | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    We specialize in heart attacks. Not treating them, causing them.

  24. Droll not Troll | 4:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It used to be Sacred until they started scaring the bejesus out of the patients.

  25. Jack | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The hospital is run by a foundation established by the Cowardly Lion.

  26. Jack | 9:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, sorry, I mean jointly established by the Cowardly Lion and his colleague of many years, the Tin Man.

  27. EffEff | 12:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @SF: Who’ya calling a sissy? Next time try it on a Finnish commando.

  28. Filboid | 12:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry…be hopy

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You Must Me Mass Sacred!

  30. Peter | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Name fully justified by its 100% fatality.

  31. Jewels | 5:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Be scared. Be very, very scared.

  32. Marum | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The scared and the seracul. (anagram)

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