Best lil fesfser in town.

posted on 18 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

CHINECE-CALLIGRPHY-AND-PAINFING-FESFS

Two classes, same painfbrush.

Photo courtesy of Michele Garramone.
Found in Chengdu, China.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    – FESFS?
    – ROFL MAO!

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I want to go painfing with Uncle Fesfster

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    I prefer Greese Cullygarphy

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    For those with writing cramp

  5. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Its all in the stroke

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    calligrphy: How to painfing fesfs in the chinece languge.

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    This engrish is painfing to re[a]d.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    The calligrphy is fine by me but I’ll pass on the pain fing. I don’t want to suffer for my art!

  9. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    chinece are what they call meece over there

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if the Chinephew does it the same way.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Signs like these really fesf my pafience!

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Trying to read this is a real pain in the fesfes.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Approved by Sum Ting Pain Fing

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Robinsn Chinece

  15. jjhitt | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Painting feces?

  16. Big Fat Cat | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    Using Chinese paintbrush to write perfect Engrish will lead to mental illness.

  17. Marum | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    I could never spell callingagroffeacagrfurry. So I invented the word “printing”.

  18. Marum | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    @jjhitt. The have a 3D Printer for printing faeces. In my day w used to buy plastic chunders, and dog turds, at the novelty shops.

  19. WorrierPrincess | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoever is responsible for prinfing this sign, fesf up!

  20. Frank Burns | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s so hard to find good FESFS these days.

  21. Marum | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I bought a Chinese paintbrush recently. All the effen bristles fell out.
    Now I am incommunicado, and when I get out of it, I will demand a fesfund.

  22. Biff the Understudy | 3:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well… at least they spelled “AND” right.

  23. Filboid | 3:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I have painfing in my fesfs…need bloated flatulence cure!

  24. Filboid | 3:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Suffering from painfing fesfs?
    Dr. Hfuhruhurr can help!

  25. Droll not Troll | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt: Well, the old expression says you can’t polish it. 😉

  26. Droll not Troll | 6:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Filboid: Nice reference!
    (For those who don’t get it, it’s from a movie “The Man With Two Brains”)

  27. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Fesf tee is titfeen dollars.

  28. zankhana | 3:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll not Troll and jjhitt – I believe it was one Don Arden who coined the phrase ” you can’t polish a turd ” I would argue that may be true, at least you can roll it in gritter!!!! (glitter)

  29. Peter | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Snack in the ‘tuck’ shop atfer fhe fest, anybody?

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