Best regrads

posted on 1 Feb 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Tattoos

no-regerts

Regerts, I’ve had a few…

Photo courtesy of G.N.

36 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    I hope that person has none for getting that horrible tattoo

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Regrerts I’m hand a flew

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    Created by a horrible tattoo artsit

  4. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Could have been worse it could have been NO REGURGE

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:14 am |

    Never go to a place where the sign reads “Tattoo Parlro”

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |

    No girt problem!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |

    His first girlfriend was named Gertie and he doesn’t want another one.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |

    Cogito, rego sum

  9. JimS | 5:01 am |

    The irony is strong with this one.

  10. WorrierPrincess | 5:06 am |

    Oh, the inroy…

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:13 am |

    Let that be a lesson, people – protect your right to bare arms!

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:22 am |

    Tattoos fade but dumb is forever.

  13. Marum | 5:24 am |

    ♫Regerts I’ve had a few,
    But then again,
    Two few to munition♪

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:24 am |

    Tattoo parlour policy: No regerts, no redress, no refunds.

  15. Marum | 5:26 am |

    ♫Our land is regert by sea♪

  16. Marum | 5:30 am |

    Golf Pro to blonde: “Now tee the ball”.
    Blonde: ‘Of course I tee the ball! Just because I’m blonde, don’t use f—-n baby-talk.’

  17. sirpaulfan | 5:43 am |

    Non, rien de rien;

    Non, je ne regerte’ rien….

    -Redith Piaf

  18. Bob | 5:44 am |

    Isn’t this from a candy bar commercial?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF4bGNocwV8

  19. J-Luke | 5:50 am |

    Give that tattoo artist my regerts.

  20. Frank Burns | 6:03 am |

    In this day and age it’s a shame that the Regerts are still discriminated against. They have rights just like everybody else.

  21. Yu No Hoo | 7:49 am |

    New category: Inkgrish.

  22. Ann | 3:03 pm |

    I don’t know if this counts as I have seen these tattoos in north america.

  23. Filboid | 3:06 pm |

    @Bob Put down the candy bar and step away from the epidermis…

  24. Filboid | 3:16 pm |

    Actually, now that I think about it…could you change that “no” to “eno”?

  25. Filboid | 3:29 pm |

    I don’t get it – what did swans ever do to anybody?

  26. Filboid | 3:31 pm |

    Can you put “I haert profraeders” on the other arm?

  27. Droll not Troll | 4:53 pm |

    @Ann: Oh, it counts… to potato! 😛

  28. Marum | 5:35 pm |

    @72rd 0452. Translation please.

    Possibly: I think I can manage assumptions?

  29. Marum | 5:42 pm |

    I think I can manage life/existence?

  30. RT | 8:49 pm |

    well, he’s not necessarily wrong…

    he might be having some REGRETS about that tattoo

  31. Jewels | 9:18 pm |

    “I told you, never get a tattoo or you’ll regert it.”

  32. brob | 9:57 pm |

    I’m just a little bit curious about whether this is deliberate, weaponized hipster-irony

  33. Long Tom | 11:33 am |

    I am reminded of a Mr. Boffo cartoon labelled “Waste of a lifetime achievement award”, and it shows a man carving a huge rock sculpture with the words “I’M NOT SPUTID”.

  34. Peter | 7:24 pm |

    Funny Tatoto

  35. iLock | 5:54 am |

    That tatto palour has No Restecp

  36. Hunter | 2:57 pm |

    I sure hope not.

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