Chinese Blarney Stone just wants to be friends.

posted on 25 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

do-not-touch-me-do-not-kiss-me

Photo courtesy of Jonathan and Nitzan.
Found in Zhangjiajie, China. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t know where you’ve green!

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m covered with coma perfume, so don’t kiss me or you will be in a coma.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be the big balls

  4. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry I’ll wake up when I’m good and ready

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Non’t touch or kiss me

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    What if the “Do Not Kiss Me” message was underneath some mistletoe?

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    All of you listen to mee!
    Don’t touch ma here,
    I will call police kiss you,
    Don’t come to my bangolow
    stone, understand, O.K.
    I hate all of you.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Do Not Touch Ma … Balls?

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    So how do you get your rocks off?

  10. Yu No Hoo | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    I would if I was a little boulder.

  11. Filboid | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought Blarney was purple…and friendly.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Kiss make me like this. Kiss make me die.

  13. sirpaulfan | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Playing a little hard to get.

  14. Big Fat Cat | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not going in also.

  15. jjhitt | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Pssst…Rock? Your crack is showing.

  16. Frank Burns | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe if I get you stoned first?

  17. Frank Burns | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it that time of the millennium?

  18. Chris | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    See me feel me.

  19. J-Luke | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, those were most of the answers to my pick up lines…

  20. timmy | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think our love will last. We are starting off with a rocky relationship.

  21. Marum | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    This one really rocks

  22. Marum | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    GOOD GOD PATRICK!!!
    You’re only supposed to kiss the Blarney.

  23. Marum | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt.
    OMG! I thought “THAT” was only grass.

  24. Marum | 12:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @FB 0602. The Old Testament advocates the use of Marijuana.

    Leviticus 20:13 = If a man lays with another man he should be stoned.

  25. Marum | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually. Did the mean one, – then which one – or, did they mean both?

  26. Marum | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    By which one – I am meaning; The —-er or the —-ee?

  27. Auntie | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No touching my ma! And no kissing either of us…

  28. Yang Xiao Long | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    This rock doesn’t want to be taken for Granite.

  29. EffEff | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 12:12 pm:

    The Bob Dylan translation of the OT?
    Or the Rastafarian translation?

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Seriously, I have a rape whistle mounted in a nearby geyser.

  31. Marum | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @EffEfff. Hehehehe! Nein! The King James virgin.

  32. PeeBee | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess we’re just tectonic friends.

  33. Long Tom | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do the locals use it as a urinal? (Rumor has it that this is what is done to the Blarney Stone in Ireland.)

  34. Peter | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Worry not. my dear. I have no rock fetish.
    Even a rock could never get me rock hard.

  35. kioku | 8:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Ma of that rock is the earth itself.. the rock doesn’t like you walking on that ground.. it’s telling you to go away.

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