Make mine a double

posted on 13 Feb 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

i-believe-bacterial-fungi

Bacteria fungi would never lie…

Photo courtesy of Tyler Wood.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |

    I believe bacteria is a fun guy.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Food that expels the flatulence. I want bacteria fungi

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    Bloated flatulence cure is flatulence! Farting relieves the built up pressure.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    Ringworm is both a disease and a treatment!

  5. algernon | 4:05 am |

    flatulence cures flatulence. It’s all in the fart

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    I cure hives by calling a beekeeper to get rid of the bees.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    When it’s your legs that are bloated from flatulence, you know you’ve got a problem!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    A cure hives – kills varroa mites?

  9. timmy | 4:34 am |

    Don’t believe bacteria fungi, they lie!

  10. timmy | 4:37 am |

    The above picture is what I emptied out of my shorts after a bad case of bloated flatulence.

  11. jjhitt | 4:54 am |

    I don’t think this is going to be a very nice restaurant.

  12. Eegah | 6:13 am |

    I’m not fat. I’m just full of gas.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 7:01 am |

    Let‘s sing ” I believe in Music. I believe in germs.”

  14. Long Tom | 7:09 am |

    Is this supposed to be food, or medicine?

  15. J-Luke | 7:11 am |

    Looks like the chapter index of an alternative medicine handbook…

  16. Marum | 7:28 am |

    The universal pancea – Good Whisky.

  17. Marum | 7:29 am |

    panacea

  18. Marum | 7:30 am |

    Recommended by 8 out of 10 scots.

    The other two, were too drunk to answer our questions.

  19. Droll not Troll | 7:31 am |

    Galanga also makes perfect spelling but appalling grammar.

  20. RT | 11:48 am |

    yeah, nice try attempting to pass the blame onto somebody else, we know you did it.

  21. Brian | 12:28 pm |

    Also the word salad.

  22. EffEff | 4:50 pm |

    Gas gangrene of the legs?

  23. EffEff | 4:50 pm |

    Let me guess, this is either Thai or Georgian.

  24. Mr. Wrong | 7:34 pm |

    In bacteria fungi we trust.

    The United Snakes of America

  25. Filboid | 7:56 pm |

    Sure, you believe bacteria’s a fungi, just don’t get him drunk. You’re lookin’ at fungi in the rearview mirror then.

  26. Lora | 12:13 pm |

    That thing in the picture looks like it was really painful to expel, whichever end it was expelled from.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 am |

    – Mommy, is your ring worm?

  28. Lollerskate | 9:08 am |

    You knwo what they say, Fight flatulence with flatulence!

  29. sirpaulfan | 5:03 am |

    I’m speachress on this one.

  30. DrLex | 6:56 am |

    This story started out well, but then it degraded to fart jokes.

  31. Conventi | 12:21 pm |

    I want to believe bacteria fungi – Fox Mulder

  32. Kioku | 12:27 pm |

    Magic must beat magic.

  33. Myself | 7:08 pm |

    Bacteria fungi are just a figment of the imagination, you delusional sheeple.

  34. Myself | 7:09 pm |

    Don’t just avoid food poisoning…EXPEL it! Dramatically!

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