Now I am experienced! 

posted on 6 Feb 2016 in Signs

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Photo courtesy of Alexei Stephenson.
Found in Kyoto, Japan. 

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  1. iLock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    From novice to expert in the blink of an eye.

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Lay down and make yourself comfortable.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Do I enter here.

  4. J-Luke | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For Maiko, business has been rather slow.

  5. J-Luke | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Preservatives will be handed out at the entrance.

  6. EffEff | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Handed out by Jimi Hendrix?

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the best place for real life role play leveling.

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I will definitely enter a kimono willingly.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Another experience of fanatic?

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    I would certainly enter my willingly into a kimono, along with most other parts of my body.

  11. Huu Yuu | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    experience for entering a kimono — this sign is at the entrance of the suck ho building

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Go ahead, maiko my day!

  13. Marum | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Q. What is the difference between a Kimono and a Mako.

    A. One you go under to bite. The other goes under to bite you.

  14. Marum | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Tourist Bureau Sign: YOU ARE HERE!

  15. Marum | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Attention all Christians.

    There is no need to say grace first.

  16. iLock | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ A Kimono, a Maiko
    Oooh I wanna take you, to Kyoto, I don’t know, if you wanna go too
    buut it’s where I wanna go
    We’ll experience it fast and then we’ll take it slooow
    Thaaat’s where you’re willing to go…
    Wearing in your kimono ♫

  17. jjhitt | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Maiko (舞妓?) is an apprentice geiko.

    15 minutes could save you 15% on kimono insurance.

  18. Marum | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Th fun thing about a Kimono is unwrapping it. :)

  19. Chris | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I would be willing to experience this.

  20. Big Fat Cat | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather watch Mai Hime.

  21. RT | 1:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    **** meikos, get XP

    -notorious b.i.g.

  22. Auntie | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Another great Engrish but another English failure for Japan. While entertaining, it is also embarrassing. Japan will be the laughingstock of the world once tourists arrive in the zillions for the 2020 Olympics and run across jewels like the above. Each and every reader will wonder, “Why didn’t the translators ask any passing native speaker to get this straight?”

    Anyway, I am pretty this sign is for the new business of dressing up visitors (some are Japanese lasses, most are foreigners, witness the Korean translation (& god only knows what IT says) in kimono to traipse prettily about Kyoto. I was there recently and must admit, the ladies looked fabulous and it added a nice touch atmospherically.

  23. Droll not Troll | 8:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Auntie: Asking some of the people I know who claim to be native English speakers could generate some pretty wild Engrish translations! 😀

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Once you enter our kimono, you can never exit it!

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what happens next …

  26. Wax Frog | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aww, I wanted extra virgin sesame oil!

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