Opening up everywhere

posted on 20 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

slutea-shop

Photo courtesy of 郭 令鈞.
Found in Taiwan. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Something to open the sluices.

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess somethings akimbo

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Wontons a specialty.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Do we need to know which opening?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    A couple of cheap beverages and this shop is anybody’s.

  6. sirpaulfan | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not slu tea, it’s just a little commitment challenged.

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Slut-ea is the official tea of the Suck Ho Bldg.

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Now hiring all new openings at the Suck Ho Bldg.

  9. Huu Yuu | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We slash the slush price by 30%

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The service was a little sluggish.

  11. timmy | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take Whore ads for 500, Alex.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    The newest business on the sloppy road.

  13. timmy | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Exclusive tea shop of the Paris Hilton hotel.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    They not only promise lower prices, they also promise cuity.

  15. Marum | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Sluttea and tittea.
    Two of my most favourite beverages.

  16. Marum | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    “There’s no opening there sir.”

    ‘The amount of money I’m paying for this, I’ll make my own.’

  17. Marum | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I believe this is a joint venture, between Paris Hilton, and Kim Kardashian.

  18. Marum | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Jokes aside. I heard (on ABC) Kim Kardashian talking on the Armenian problem. She was addressing some forum or the other

    She was a very good speaker, extremely well-informed, and quite erudite. She sounded more like an History Professor, than some bubble-headed celebrity.

  19. Frank Burns | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I go there for the free samples.

  20. Frank Burns | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A good place to dip your bag, if you know what I mean.

  21. J-Luke | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    For thirsty girls….

  22. Long Tom | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: You can never take public images at face value. Are Joe Biden or Dan Quayle really so stupid either?

  23. Frank Burns | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    “Me love you oolong time.”

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder about the old opening

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Also called ‘HoTea’

  26. RT | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    waitress where’s my happy ending?

  27. Marum | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @FB 0839 We will also allow to have a quick pekoe.

  28. Marum | 12:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    allow you (enschuldigen mir)

  29. Marum | 12:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Entschuldigung (Gottverdammte)

  30. Marum | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Long Tom 0756. You’re correct. George Bush Jr. was even stupider.

    Quote: “I have many opinions on this matter, and I don’t necessarily agree with them all.” Unquote: Waaaa?

  31. Marum | 1:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    If it were in Japan it could be “Slush? Hai.

    BTW. The owner’s name is Ho Chi Min Slu.

  32. alexmagnus | 2:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I know some chess openings have really weird names, but never heard of that (that’s why it’s *new*, huh?)… Hope it’s not a variation of the Monkey’s Bum (an actual chess opening!)

  33. Droll not Troll | 4:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @alexmagnus: Must be rule 34a: If it exists, there’s pawn of it. 😛

  34. timmy | 10:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Frank Burns—-LMAO!!!!!!!!

  35. Filboid | 11:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmmmm…Squishee!

  36. Long Tom | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: And what about our current Prez? Unless all those conspiracy theories that he deliberately wants to destroy America are true.

  37. Marum | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Long Tom 0753. Ich bin ein Australien, therefore I don’t live there.

    But, to hear him speak, he sounds very calm, logical, and well reasoned. We all know however, by the time his monitors etc., have vetted every word he utters, it would be highly unlikely that any glimmer of his real personality shows through.

    Look at our Turnbull \and Abbott. At least you knew most of that which Abbott said, was really him. Everybody seemed to resent that. His Jesuit training really showed through. Turnbull is a totally manufactured plastic item. Seems to be what the people prefer.

    Sign of the times: Do not replace this genuine plastic item, with a metal imitation!

  38. Long Tom | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: Obama has a reputation in the USA for only being able to speak well when he reads the Teleprompters. Not otherwise.

  39. JimS | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For a good time, call…

  40. zankhana | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Talking of openings reminds me of the prostitute who had her appendix removed but asked the doctor not to stich her up because she wanted to make a bit on the side.

  41. asdf | 6:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    New fistula…

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