Stuck on an island with that equivocating girl…

posted on 17 Feb 2016 in Books/Magazines, Chinglish

robinson-crusoe-by-jane-austen

I just know she’s going to marry Friday…

Photo courtesy of Michele Garramone.
Found in Chengdu, China.

29 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    “I’ll marry Friday on Monday”

  2. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:04 am |

    I always wondered what she was reading.

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    Jane Austen is the character from the secret Amazonian village on the other side of the island.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |

    Which one of those 2 ladies is Robinson Crusoe? The other would have to be Friday.

  5. algernon | 4:09 am |

    Everybody’s man friday

  6. algernon | 4:09 am |

    Could be a story about fish

  7. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:13 am |

    Turns out Friday was a zombie.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |

    Romantic fiction similar to Brokeback Mountain.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |

    *sings* And here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson …

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:18 am |

    It automatically becomes translated when read

  11. jjhitt | 5:26 am |

    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good island, must be in want of a native named Friday.

  12. jjhitt | 5:28 am |

    I can’t wait for the Charlotte Bronte version of Dracula.

  13. DrLex | 5:36 am |

    Maybe this is a book about someone reading another book. Bookception!

  14. Peter | 5:39 am |

    On top of that . . .
    The Chinese title literally reads “PRIDE and PREJUDICE”

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:40 am |

    But it’s Wednesday!

  16. jjhitt | 6:39 am |

    There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart, except hunting wild goats with a sharpened stick.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 6:42 am |

    Robinson changed his last name to Curseyou after meeting Jane.

  18. Marum | 10:00 am |

    Did he get all his ladies done by Friday too?

  19. Marum | 10:03 am |

    CAUTION

    May contain reubenesque nudes.

  20. Marum | 10:05 am |

    @jjhitt. Just as with a good woman, wild goats may also be eaten raw.

  21. Marum | 10:07 am |

    Frankly ma dear, I don’t give a damn.

  22. Marum | 10:23 am |

    It is neither Robinson Crusoe, nor Pride and Prejudice.

    It is that book about the famous football coach – Warren Pearce.

  23. timmy | 10:51 am |

    “It happen’d one Day about Noon going towards my Boat, I was exceedingly surpriz’d with the Print of a Woman’s naked Foot on the Shore.”

  24. Frank Burns | 12:29 pm |

    Maybe the book SHE’S reading is “Robinson Crusoe”?

  25. EffEff | 12:48 pm |

    Joe Friday gets a cameo role.

  26. Marum | 5:16 pm |

    One lady is Friday. The other is April.
    SO! If I did Friday on Tuesday, could I do April in March?

  27. Marum | 5:23 pm |

    There once was a lady called Crusoe,
    Who you could have when she gave you a clue so,
    But her invite was handy,
    When I was totally randy,
    And I gladly would do so do so do so do so do so do so do so do so do so.

  28. sirpaulfan | 3:51 am |

    I think they meant Gilligan’s Island.

  29. Long Tom | 5:04 pm |

    Crossovers aren’t just for comic books anymore.

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