They didn’t listen to their parents

posted on 26 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

shredded-children

Photo courtesy of Mary Poa.
Spotted in Hong Kong.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Shredded Children are the GRATEst ones.

  2. Big Fat Cat | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    After Communist China takes over Hong Kong, people start eating children.

  3. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Well they shouldn’t stand too close to the mincer

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Taste like chicken

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Fried Ramen is made from very young soylent green!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Child shredder

    (From Engrish Wikipedia, the expensive encyclopedia)

    A child shredder is a mechanical device used to cut children into chad, typically either strips or fine particles …

    😉

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    One Kung Pao Children please.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Shredded children dislike Ra Men so they fry them and take a picture

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    – Childburger with French Parents, please.

  10. timmy | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Still tastes better than shredded wheat.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 0  

    They also have bratwurst made from real brats.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    That’ll teach them to say “Bite me” !

  13. DrLex | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Will it blend?

  14. DrLex | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I can see why they abolished the one-child-per-couple policy.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Children Fried Ramen” is a guitar solo?

  16. sirpaulfan | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    We love children, yes we do, shredded or boiled in a stew!

  17. Big Fat Cat | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Children are to be shredded, not to be heard.

  18. J-Luke | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Better be careful when someone praises a child by saying ” well done”…

  19. WorrierPrincess | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    They misunderstood when they were told they needed a kids’ menu.

  20. Yu No Hoo | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Having children is easy. Bringing them up can be awful.

  21. Marum | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫If you come to our house, to our house,
    We’ll all have some fun,
    We’ll feed you milk and cookies,
    And put you in the oven until you’re done.♪

  22. Marum | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    OH! I thought the menu said “Children’s Meals”.

  23. Marum | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I love children….But I could never eat an whole one.

  24. Marum | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Raising children is so so.
    It’s harvesting them that is fun.

  25. Droll not Troll | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    May they rest in pieces.

  26. Ann | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Hansel with a side of Gretel please.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Shredded children are much better than whore children

  28. Chris | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminds me of the song about the kid who wanted to be an Oscar Mayer wiener. His wish came true after an accident during a field trip to a meat packing plant.

  29. Marum | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Restaurant owner: “You rike cookie rittlel girl?”

  30. Marum | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫If you come to our café,
    Our café,
    Our café,
    We’re sure to have some fun,
    We’ll put you in the oven until you’re done,
    Then serve you up in slices on a wholemeal bun♪

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Shredded Children Fried Ramen.

    Whore Children Sucked Ho.

  32. EffEff | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if Harrison Chase had a child shredder in his basement, in addition to his adult shredder.

  33. Lora | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’ll just stick to KFC – Kentucky Fried Children.

  34. SF | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Endorsed by Jonathan Swift

  35. alexmagnus | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Exploded children would be worse

    The temple explodes the children cube

  36. Filboid | 2:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The children are our future … lunch.

  37. Big Fat Cat | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    We are the world. We eat the children.. … and its time to lend a hand to shred. The greatest gift of all.

  38. Mr. Wrong | 6:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m feeling a bit bloated. I’ve got to go channel my inner child.

  39. Mr. Wrong | 6:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    While on a hike, the diner passed his children in the woods.

  40. Mr. Wrong | 6:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Whenever the kids get behind in their chores, we like to take out this menu.

  41. Filboid | 11:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Shredding them’s not that difficult, it’s getting ’em into the damn shredder that’s hard.

  42. Peter | 3:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The shredded children are guaranteed flesh – or your money back.
    On top of that the ramen are also fried with pure, natural children eggs too.

  43. Long Tom | 4:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The witch from “The Far Side” cartoon has been at it again!

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