Medium rare or I send it back.
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Carefully burning something is the best way outside of not burning it at all.
Careful of the hotplates
That will teach you for smorking
… after cutting of the fingers?
Somebody stooped over and stoped the stupid from recklessly burning himself
I can’t figure out what a faucet has to do with food. I think it is stoped
We like to savor the aroma of burning hair.
Want to burn any other body parts? Just go for it!
@Droll not Troll | 4:08 am: Anything like the smell of napalm in the morning.
After severing all four fingers the wound must be cauterized.
Never burn the hand that turns you on.
Sequel to “Bang The Drum Slowly”?
“Look Ma! No hands!”
Don’t get caught RED handed.
Sad ending for The Thing in Addams Family.
Anyone care for a handburger?
Gotta hand it to them, they only gave me the 1st degree.
Burn the hand carefully or it gets the ointment again.
You just can’t torture prisoners anymore without some pettifogger whining about their civil rights.
– Did you enjoy your hand, Sir?
If you’re NOT careful, your fingers will separate from your palm and get mistaken for a cock’s comb.
Until it turns into a handle, um . . . candle (!!)
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candlestick! But now, what smells like burning stuff? Guess Jack didn’t jump high enough.
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