Try these safety matches.

posted on 11 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

burn-the-hand-carefully

Medium rare or I send it back.

Photo courtesy of T.S.

23 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    Carefully burning something is the best way outside of not burning it at all.

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Careful of the hotplates

  3. algernon | 4:06 am |

    That will teach you for smorking

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    … after cutting of the fingers?

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    Somebody stooped over and stoped the stupid from recklessly burning himself

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |

    I can’t figure out what a faucet has to do with food. I think it is stoped

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    We like to savor the aroma of burning hair.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    Want to burn any other body parts? Just go for it!

  9. algernon | 4:16 am |

    @Droll not Troll | 4:08 am: Anything like the smell of napalm in the morning.

  10. Ben | 5:55 am |

    After severing all four fingers the wound must be cauterized.

  11. Marum | 6:02 am |

    Never burn the hand that turns you on.

  12. Frank Burns | 6:05 am |

    Sequel to “Bang The Drum Slowly”?

  13. Frank Burns | 6:10 am |

    “Look Ma! No hands!”

  14. Frank Burns | 6:14 am |

    Don’t get caught RED handed.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 7:46 am |

    Sad ending for The Thing in Addams Family.

  16. Chris | 8:04 am |

    Anyone care for a handburger?

  17. coffeebot | 8:48 am |

    Gotta hand it to them, they only gave me the 1st degree.

  18. Filboid | 1:45 pm |

    Burn the hand carefully or it gets the ointment again.

  19. Mr. Wrong | 11:14 pm |

    You just can’t torture prisoners anymore without some pettifogger whining about their civil rights.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |

    – Did you enjoy your hand, Sir?

  21. sirpaulfan | 5:06 am |

    If you’re NOT careful, your fingers will separate from your palm and get mistaken for a cock’s comb.

  22. Peter | 5:31 am |

    Until it turns into a handle, um . . . candle (!!)

  23. Myself | 6:50 pm |

    Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candlestick! But now, what smells like burning stuff? Guess Jack didn’t jump high enough.

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