We need more Hold Water Cups.

posted on 5 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Containers

drink-the-water-machine

Photo courtesy of Vivien Phen.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The Official Ewell Gibbons machine.

    Have you ever drunk a water machine? Goes good with a pine tree.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll need medicine after this.

    “I can’t believe I drank the whole thing.”

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Tap not filtered

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You never know where the water comes from

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Water machine can be drunk

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Also, spend our ATM machine

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Go home, water machine – you’re drunk!

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, as long as I don’t have to pee the toilet later.

  9. Frank Burns | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I was looking for the beer machine.

  10. Frank Burns | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    We need to send some of these to Flint Michigan.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: May contain nuts. And screws. And pipe.

  12. sirpaulfan | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Shut up water machine! You’re not my REAL dad!

  13. DrLex | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If it’s ABS plastic, it will melt above 105 degrees Celcius. I see no problems here.

  14. sirpaulfan | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I think we should have captions for the “Soylent” ads that keep showing up here.

  15. Marum | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I never drink water. Look what fish do in it. (W.C. Fields)

  16. Marum | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    TOXIN FREE.
    Yep! All them toxins that are in plastic, come free with this machine

  17. Marum | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    DRINK CANADA DRY

  18. Marum | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t stand too close. The red one drinks you.

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Frank Burns: And insert one into Snyder, preferably sideways!

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    FECK! ARSE! GIRLS! WATER MACHINE!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Don’t drink a water machine under the influence of a car

  22. Marum | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Dr Lex. I see a problem. I operate at 98.4F. I am not sure I could pee, an whole unmelted water cooler.

  23. Filboid | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems a bit redundant to label it as a drink the water machine – there’s a picture of daffodils right on it.

  24. Lora | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’re on vacation in Mexico do they have don’t drink the water machines?

  25. Long Tom | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In the German language, there are the words “trinken”, to drink, and “traenken” to give water. When I made an error, my instructor said, “You can’t drink a sheep.” I replied, “You can after you put it into a blender!” She asked, “What’s a blender?”

  26. Marum | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Long Tom.0421

    Das Mixergerät = blender

    die Küchenmachine = food processor

    I love the term “grocer” = Das Lebensmittelhändler

    Nicht faulenzen! Ich müsste ein bier haben.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or snort a Coke machine

  28. Peter | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At long last, we have the Liquid-State Water Machine.

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