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You’ll know when the meal is ready
Photo courtesy of Cesare Polenghi.
Found on menu in Beijing, China.
(98 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)
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Those poor sheep who have to live with no tail.
Those poor sheep
Well that’s not bad Huu Yuu same comment at the same time
There is a manufacture time because it is made from frankensheep. I hope the wool doesn’t explode too.
Don’t think there is much meat on a tail of sheep perhaps they meant ox
Mary had a little lamb in 4, 3, 2, 1….
I’ve been charged for breakfast before, but I’ve never had charges for breakfast.
Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I – BOOM!
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And doesn’t know where to find them.
Leave them alone (for 40 minutes) and they’ll come home,
Exploding their tails behind them.
Maybe it was a hydraulic ram.
There I was, all alone in the country. Just me and the sheep. And I’m thinking, you know, who is going to know… and that’s the last thing I remember.
Must be the longest explosion ever.
It puts exploder on its sheep or else it flies the French again
– Waiter! There’s a sheep on my TV!
– Hello! Well, it’s just after eight o’clock, and time for the sheep tail on top of your television set to explode.
Don’t let isis know you are killing their wives.
“Chef Wanted” sign keeps reappearing in restaurant window.
I’ve had this before. It’s not baaaaaaahhhd.
You eat that and 2 hours later something else gonna explode.
This must be Pain Fing
Now that they blew it wide open, we can see that it’s just manure fracking.
I guess that explains why sheep don’t have tails.
I guess that proves sheep just aren’t up to transonic flight.
The New Zealand Dept. of Agriculture has been trying to produce “virgin wool”, so it has been fitting the sheep with JATO bottles, to enable them to out run Maoris.
Unfortunately their tails explode at Mach 2.
Count these these sheep to help you NOT fall asleep.
Sheep tails offer more features than the old turkey timer.
Fat-tailed sheep unite! You have nothing to lose but your caudal appendages!
@Filboid: 0132 Baaaa humbug! 🙄
ISL is about to loose the new terror weapon upon the dhimmi.
OVINE JIHADIS. They don’t wear “bomb vests” They just insert the explosives, slightly under the tail.
“Room service! Room service! There is a sheep on my bed!”
‘Oh, that’s alright sir. Just open a window and it will soon blow away.’
Mary had a little sheep and with that sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram and Mary had a little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb – the doctor was surprised!
How does an Australian count sheep? One, two, three, Good morning darling! five……….
@ Marum – Don’t underestimate ISL – they recently joined forces with Little Miss Muffet – reason being they both found they had Kurds in their way (curds in their whey )
If these are anything like the *Hand Grenade / Fire Extinguisher*, I will stay as far away as possible.
If you buy this meal you’re likely to be fleeced!
Of course, the tri-nitro toluene (TNT) needs 40 minutes to manufacture.