You’ll know when the meal is ready

posted on 19 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

explode_the_sheep

Photo courtesy of Cesare Polenghi.
Found on menu in Beijing, China.

35 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Those poor sheep who have to live with no tail.

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Those poor sheep

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Well that’s not bad Huu Yuu same comment at the same time

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    There is a manufacture time because it is made from frankensheep. I hope the wool doesn’t explode too.

  5. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t think there is much meat on a tail of sheep perhaps they meant ox

  6. jjhitt | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Mary had a little lamb in 4, 3, 2, 1….

  7. jjhitt | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve been charged for breakfast before, but I’ve never had charges for breakfast.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I – BOOM!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
    And doesn’t know where to find them.
    Leave them alone (for 40 minutes) and they’ll come home,
    Exploding their tails behind them.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe it was a hydraulic ram.

  11. jjhitt | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    There I was, all alone in the country. Just me and the sheep. And I’m thinking, you know, who is going to know… and that’s the last thing I remember.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be the longest explosion ever.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    It puts exploder on its sheep or else it flies the French again

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    – Waiter! There’s a sheep on my TV!
    – Hello! Well, it’s just after eight o’clock, and time for the sheep tail on top of your television set to explode.

  15. timmy | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t let isis know you are killing their wives.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    “Chef Wanted” sign keeps reappearing in restaurant window.

  17. Chris | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve had this before. It’s not baaaaaaahhhd.

  18. The Dude | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You eat that and 2 hours later something else gonna explode.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be Pain Fing

  20. brob | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that they blew it wide open, we can see that it’s just manure fracking.

  21. Marum | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess that explains why sheep don’t have tails.

  22. Marum | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess that proves sheep just aren’t up to transonic flight.

  23. Marum | 11:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The New Zealand Dept. of Agriculture has been trying to produce “virgin wool”, so it has been fitting the sheep with JATO bottles, to enable them to out run Maoris.
    Unfortunately their tails explode at Mach 2.

  24. Lora | 12:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Count these these sheep to help you NOT fall asleep.

  25. Garst | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheep tails offer more features than the old turkey timer.

  26. Filboid | 1:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Fat-tailed sheep unite! You have nothing to lose but your caudal appendages!

  27. Marum | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Filboid: 0132 Baaaa humbug! :roll:

  28. Marum | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    ISL is about to loose the new terror weapon upon the dhimmi.

    OVINE JIHADIS. They don’t wear “bomb vests” They just insert the explosives, slightly under the tail.

  29. Marum | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Room service! Room service! There is a sheep on my bed!”

    ‘Oh, that’s alright sir. Just open a window and it will soon blow away.’

  30. zankhana | 2:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mary had a little sheep and with that sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram and Mary had a little lamb.

    Mary had a little lamb – the doctor was surprised!

  31. zankhana | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How does an Australian count sheep? One, two, three, Good morning darling! five……….

  32. zankhana | 3:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum – Don’t underestimate ISL – they recently joined forces with Little Miss Muffet – reason being they both found they had Kurds in their way (curds in their whey )

  33. Tom P | 3:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If these are anything like the *Hand Grenade / Fire Extinguisher*, I will stay as far away as possible.

  34. zankhana | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you buy this meal you’re likely to be fleeced!

  35. Peter | 1:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Of course, the tri-nitro toluene (TNT) needs 40 minutes to manufacture.

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