Crab for all situations

posted on 1 Mar 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

crab-cooks-whore-dust

Photo courtesy of Jon Henderson.
Found in Thailand.

43 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 2  

    crap is the new spam, spam, spam, spam…..

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    crab cooks the clock, including the time hand(s)

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, crab

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    How does the squid cook an egg, or should I ask?

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought the whore dust gave you crabs… “crab itches” is not on the menu.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    – Waiter! Your squid cooked the egg my penguin laid on the top of a television set!

  7. algernon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    A Mrs Porn speciality

  8. algernon | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    The crab burns the whore. Forces dust

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Obviously, they misspelled ‘crab’

  10. Filboid | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You should crap your hands to get rid of all that whore dust…

  11. Filboid | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the squid cooks an egg without so much crab on it.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mommy, look how time fries!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    The seafood is too clever. Let’s eat the chef instead.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    – I don’t want this crab, Mommy!
    – Then at least eat the flies, honey.

  15. jjhitt | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like Dusty has the crabs again.

  16. DrLex | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Crab can do anything you want. Except cooking an egg, but we have squid for that.

  17. JimS | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    CRAB SMASH!

    Oops, sorry, that’s the Hulk…

  18. JimS | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    Whore dust is a lot like pixie dust but with full nudity and happy ending.

  19. jjhitt | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s “poudre de la courtisane”, if you please….

  20. jjhitt | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Force Crab” … the Jedi power they don’t talk about.

  21. Yu No Hoo | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Crab cooks whore dust is the plot of the new TV series Breaking Crab.

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    With crab cooks whore dust you get slutea.

  23. timmy | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess SpongeBob quit, so Mr. Crabs has to do the cooking now.

  24. Big Fat Cat | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt: May the crab be with you.

  25. CJ | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Things are are getting out of hand in Bikini Bottom.

  26. Classic Steve | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mr. Burns is pretty crabby.

  27. Vulcan64 | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Squid cooks that hand from Time Warp Tickers.

  28. Long Tom | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The only restaurant in the world where the cooking is done by marine life instead of humans.

  29. WildaBeast | 1:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The squid’s hands are all wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.

  30. RT | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    All those responsibilities done by a single crab?

    Why not Zoidberg?

  31. zankhana | 5:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Doctor doctor – there’s a lobster on my piano!!!!!
    Don’t be silly man – you have some crabs on your organ!

  32. Garst | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    As acclaimed as the whore dust is here, I’ll just go for the egg.

  33. Yang Xiao Long | 9:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Crab is overworked.

    Crab is yelled at by boss.

    Crab is steamed.

  34. brob | 11:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I asked for a couple lines of whore dust and all I got was a small coke :/

  35. sirpaulfan | 12:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    See Dick. Dick reads a book. See Sally. Sally walks to school. See Squid. Squid cooks egg.

  36. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It cooks the time hand by its squid or else it cuts the crab again

  37. EffEff | 4:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Mama Squid laid a hundred eggs, and is hungry now, so she eats one of them. Is that cannibalism?

  38. Kioku | 5:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “U crab”. Me??? Why cant i be the squid, you’re easier on the squid.

  39. Marum | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The crab burns, because the have doused him in “Prik Nam Pla” sauce.

  40. Marum | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thai waiter: “Hey farang! How do you want your Thai meal?”

    Me (farang): ‘Ped, ped, pleas.

  41. Marum | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Thai waiter: “Hey farang! How do you want your Thai meal?”

    Me (farang): ‘Ped, ped, please.’

  42. Peter | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    To match the lamp burns

  43. Samuel Orman-Chan | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    What is “whore dust” may I ask?

Caption is made at here!

Caption is made at here! (please leave a caption for the Engrish photo; all vulgar entries, spam, etc. will be deleted. Let's Creative!)

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2013 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.