Don’t say we didn’t tell you!

posted on 9 Mar 2016 in Instructions, Signs

food-allergy

Yeah, good luck with that allergy…

Photo courtesy of Marcel van Kervinck.
Found at Tokyo Starbucks (no other English found).

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Englishenglishenglishenglishenglishenglish please!

  3. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Its all Japanese to me

  4. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be a food allergy its starbucks

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    “To our customers who have food allergy”

    We don’t care about you

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    – Waiter! I have a food allergy!
    – Excellent, Sir.

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    If you can’t read engrish, follow these instructions that are in another language.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    They better fix that before someone dies of Google Translate.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    To Starbucks managers who are allergic to proofreading…

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    – OK, staff, what’s the situation?
    – Nineteen dead, thirty-five to go, chief.

  11. timmy | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Most customers are already dead by the time they get to the bottom line so really, why bother.

  12. jjhitt | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Contains nuts.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah So! Best disclaimer in world.

  14. DrLex | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign may contain traces of English.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Deer Guest,

    You are welcome to come again.

    R.I.P.!

    – Starbucks Tokyo Secret Tourist Deadly Fungus Bacterium Intelligent Food Allergies, Inc.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Eating there might be a rash move.

  17. Frank Burns | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’ll have the peanut & penicillin encrusted shrimp and crab platter, with a side of pollen and served on a cat skin please.”

  18. Chris | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    “Have a food allergy?”
    “No thanks, I already have one.”

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    – And a coffin to go, please.

  20. Big Fat Cat | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd Flesh Ground Coffin?

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Big Fat Cat: Flesh, black and worm!

  22. Pete | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    For anybody who cares about what it really says, here are the main points:

    This Starbucks cafe prepares each cup the way we take your order.

    They advise customers in advance that they don’t have any kind of supplies on hand if a customer has an allergic reaction from consuming their products.

    If customers have any concerns about allergens in their products, please ask your barista about it.

    Customers should choose what they order responsibly in light of this.

  23. Auntie | 1:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    For everyone who doesn’t read nihongo, or even if they do, aren’t going to bother reading all that text, thanks, Pete.

    Some signs do more harm to the company that good, don’t they?

  24. Garst | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess they have a problem with people with food allergies plagiarizing their signs.

  25. Tom P | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m allergic to Katakana.

  26. Long Tom | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “If you haven’t guessed by now, this is a Japanese-only Starbucks! Go to the Roppongi neighborhood!”

  27. Filboid | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    One tarr brack ratte, with a doubre shock of anapharactic, prease. See, no plobrem.

  28. RT | 9:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “it’s okay that we didn’t leave detailed instructions in English; you know those American people don’t like to read anyways”

  29. Eggrish | 9:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Google translate tells me, “Please die somewhere else”.

  30. Crank Caller | 5:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Translation: We serve peanuts prepared with peanut oil in machines that process peanuts. We wash the floors with peanut soap, spray the air with peanut scent, and make our napkins from peanut shells. Your dinner will only cost you peanuts. Would you like peanuts with that?

  31. Peter | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Obviously the chap who made the sign post was allergic to Engrish

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