Just like this…

posted on 27 Mar 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

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A little more to the right…

Photo courtesy of Bryan Rilinger.
Found at rest stop in Ayuthaya, Thailand.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Even with the sign, I still don’t know how to make my pee form an arrow pointing to the right.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    So not up against the wall then

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    And if I need a number two

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know my urinate knew how to read and follow a sign!

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Your in if you go to the right

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And if you hurry, your in eight of the first ones in line.

  7. Marum | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    They left the “m” off. So many Aussies go to Thailand that they were trying to use the vernacular to be friendly.

    ie. You’re in mate.

  8. Marum | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu 0403 Velly clafty these Thais.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    In other words, “Piss Off!”.

  10. Marum | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    At the end of the path are 100 naked Thai ladies. I’ll bet you’ll forget about peeing, when you see them.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, I can start it going horizontally but it will soon fall to earth.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    When you gotta go, you gotta go ➞

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:31 am: By then your arrow will be pointing ➚ .

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign was painted by Camille Pissarro.

  15. J-Luke | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t, urine a lot of trouble.

  16. Garst | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s the polite way of saying, “stop pissing on the building!”

  17. Ben | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Guys would have no problem stepping behind the shrubs it’s pointing to. Ladies might object.

  18. Long Tom | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Because that’s where the fire hydrant is.

  19. Filboid | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No, I’m not a Nate, but I’ll let him know when I see him…

  20. timmy | 2:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s odd, the sign is pointing to a poster of Hilary Clinton.

  21. Filboid | 2:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, I can’t urinate that way, it’s more of a downward facing…no, that’s yoga…well, no I just can’t.

  22. Big Fat Cat | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    that‘s for dogs

  23. Marum | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0444. I get the impressionist that you are correct.

  24. Yang Xiao Long | 6:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    If you follow the directions of this sign, European.

  25. Long Tom | 7:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @timmy: I overheard a conversation about how Vietnam veterans made sure they aimed properly when they used the urinals. They put a picture of Jane Fonda right in the middle of them!

  26. timmy | 3:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Long Tom hahahaha!!!

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Urine soup is made at there!

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I have to figure out those straight parabolas

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    But the wind blows the other way

  30. Frank Burns | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And never cross streams!

  31. Peter | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    DEFECATE, That way please.

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