Must be a caucasian snail…

posted on 5 Mar 2016 in Signs, Toiletries

snail-white

Photo courtesy of Greg in Paris.
Found at Bangkok’s Suvarnabhumi Airport, Thailand.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Snail is the new white

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Do they leave snail trails

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    Mrs Porn swears by it

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    She’s so beautiful and sticky!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    Inspired by ‘Snail White and the Seven Slugs’

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Snail White and the seven dwarf bamboo plants.

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: Do not use with salt!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Facial cream and leg remover?

  9. Huu Yuu | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: make sure to apply very slowly

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Make your wrinkles escargot away.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I think the exclamation mark on that sign says it all.

  12. Huu Yuu | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Makes you more white? Something that Michael Jackson would use?

  13. timmy | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But I swear, there’s shrinkage!

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    But if you don’t like your skin flesh and worm, try our ‘Snail Polish Remover’

  15. timmy | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “But I’m pulling on the snail, and no facial cream is coming out”
    “Just try a few more pulls….”

  16. The_YongGrand | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “this cream must be slow acting!” :)

  17. Big Fat Cat | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Mirror. Mirror on the wall, who is the slowest one of all?”

    Snailwhite!

  18. Frank Burns | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe in Thailand it is, but in Bangkok is a different kind of facial.

  19. Marum | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Snail White and the three Bleahs.

  20. Marum | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernon 0403. That is why women have legs. 😉

  21. Marum | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    When asked how a shipment of Escargot got lost.

    An Australia Post spokesperson explained: “We had the little buggers cornered, when, with an amazing burst of speed, they leapt away from us, and galloped into the distance. Despite our best efforts, they were too fast for us.

  22. Big Fat Cat | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Namu Life: enjoy life at snail pace.

  23. Marum | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @FB. NAUGHTY NAUGHTY. 👿

  24. Yu No Hoo | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Puts a slime on your face.

  25. Marum | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd 0422.
    Would that, by chance, be the Giant African Slug, that the DPI. is always raving about. (DPI = Dept. of Primary Industries)

  26. J-Luke | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Snailed it.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum: Uh, I thought you mean Dots Per Inch!

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    My hovercraft is full of snails. And btw you can also get tons of fresh snail in winter.

  29. Marum | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    @72rd. There was a bloke who had a very small penis which he was seeking to improve. He saw doctors a plenty, but nothing worked. One English doctor h consulted had studied hypnosis, so he thought that Post Hypnotic suggestion might help. Every time someone said, “pardon”, he gained 1/16″.

    . So over the next few days everything was going increasingly well, (one might say) until he was walking past Harrods. An Arab gentleman came flying out the door, and knocked him flying. The Arab bloke and his bodyguard, picked the poor bloke up, dusted him off, and exclaimed!

    A THOUSAND PARDONS, EFFENDI !!

    (1000 x 1/16″ = 62.5″ = 5′ 2″ or 1.5M approx.)

  30. Marum | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW. Do the dots talk to you? 😆

  31. brob | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Eh, I always kinda liked Rice White more. It’s just a tad whiter

  32. RT | 12:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    * insert zootopia sloth memes here

  33. Lora | 3:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Now with 20% less snips and puppy dog’s tails.

  34. Droll not Troll | 5:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora: You mean that, until now, women have been putting BOYS on their faces?? 😛

  35. Filboid | 5:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m shocked…shell shocked!

  36. Filboid | 5:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When you invent a better face cream the world will ooze a trail of slime to your door.

  37. Salome | 1:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brrrr! It’s cold. I wonder if it’s been snailing outside?

  38. Filboid | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nah, I’m good with sluggrey.

  39. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try also ‘SNAIL BROWN NO.2′ – Thailand’s best smelling facial cream!

  40. Tim | 3:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Unfortunately, there really is face cream made from snail slime (mucin).

  41. olog-hai | 4:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tsunade is in the facial cream business now?

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