Remember last year when you bought this?

Did you remember to eat the memories?

So your can’t teach an old dog new tricks

Well the picture does look like old moldy hot dogs with ketchup on it.

Is that a strawberry colored dog

I guess somebodies memory was so bad they forgot the eat the hot dogs, and now they are old and moldy.

Yeah, I remember the days when old dogs used to be attractive; now I really want to eat those memories…

– Darling, I’m hungry – do you remember that hot dog from eight years ago?

That hot dog died from mold age

… to sublimate the instinctive behavior of eat ever to tasty memories

Eat the memories, they’re brain food!

Out of Memory or system resources: Open some windows and let the dog out.

Bite my RAM!

Remember moldy purple corndogs? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

We are ice cream.
We do not forget.
Expect us.

When hot dogs get old their buns sag and their wieners shrivel.
Er… BRB, I need to check the mirror.

Pffft…….I can even remember what I had for breakfast yesterday.

Play the memories. Old Led Zeppelin song.

old hot dog is made with Old Dog Tom

Unsafe, they’ve been recalled.

Truth in advertising laws finally catch up to the Quick-E-Mart.

“We will sell no foot-long before its time.” – Orson Welles

– Did you enjoy your memories, dear?
– Umm … Memories? I don’t remember …

Mem’ries,
Light the hot dog of my mind
Misty ketchup-colored memories
Of the way we were
Scattered mustard,
Of the smells we left behind
Smells we gave to one another
For the way we were
..

For Mold Lang Syne

But if you eat those memories you’ll be sick as an old hot dog.

Maybe we should just let sleeping old hot dogs lie.

For some reason, this restaurant is popular with zombies.

I will hot-dog long time.

NEVER SPOILS.
100% un-natural preservatives.

You may already be a wiener! Or last year…

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener.

“Old hot dogs are juicy enough to drink.”
-Bernie Sanders
(explanation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_yxGsWHx9o)

But I have such fond memories of when I bought the hot dog at the fair when I was a young kid! I don’t want to eat those memories!