So….we’re convenienced?

Well I used to be indecisive but now I just don’t care

I’m unincontinent and proud of it!

Why sorry for me unin

I’m sorry for you, maker of the sign

You were Uninconvenienced? Sorry for you.

She inconveniences me,
She inconveniences me not,
She inconveniences me,
She inconveniences me not…

Are they really sorry? I’m uninconvinced.

There’s probably an uninconvenience store nearby.

Droll not Troll: Maybe that is what the sign is for. The uninconvenience store is closed.

uninconvenient on any unbirthday!

You know what they say, a double negative….so doesn’t this say “Sorry for your convenience”?

“Escalator is temporarily stairs; sorry for the convenience.”
– Mitch Hedberg

They’re building a non-convenience store.

Now you’ve got no uninexcuse for being late for work.

Sorry, we will have it prefixed soon.

I’m uninconvinced that the uninconvenience is unintentional.

Apologies for the grinch, who lives next door?

Sorry for me? So inunintentional!

@ Droll not Troll | 4:11 am

She incontinences me,
She incontinences me not
She unincontinences me,
She unincontinences me yes …

Sometimes I am sorry for myself, too. Thanks for the uninsympathy.

you get a double negative! and you get a double negative! and you get a double negative!
-oprah winfrey

It’s so unyou …

Notice posted by mandate of the Antidisuninconvenience Council.

I hope they don’t mean uniOn convenience….

@Droll not Troll: If your construction site has a portable toilet, thank your union contract negotiator.

I misunderestimated this place’s English skills.