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posted on 14 Mar 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

fried-rice-with-crab-meth

Don’t get the meth–the fried rice is a narc.

Photo courtesy of Kevin Does.
Found in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Fried vegetarian?! I’m a vegetarian!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice to meth you!

  3. Big Fat Cat | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    One Loki Fried Lice please.

  4. J-Luke | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Ssh! I’m undercover; I don’t want to rice any suspicions…

  5. jjhitt | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    “This is the city, Phnom Penh, I work here. My name is Fried. I curry a badge.”

  6. jjhitt | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Vegetarians don’t really scream when you throw them in the fryer. It’s just gas escaping.

  7. algernon | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The cop rice will get the drug rice every time

  8. algernon | 12:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful of the meth rice. Keeps you awake for days.

  9. WildaBeast | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Children may know them as an energetic cartoon sponge and his boss, but our investigation reveals Spongebob and Mr. Krabs have a dark side. These photos, taken by an undercover agent known only by the code name “Fried Rice”, reveal the pair’s secret meth lab in the back room of the Krusty Krab restaurant, where they cook their product known by the street name “crab meth”.

  10. Conventi | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Walther White approves.

  11. Huu Yuu | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a different kind of “cooked” crab!

  12. Huu Yuu | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The fried rice went undercover to catch the meth crabs in their underwater hideout.

  13. Huu Yuu | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The fried vegetarian with egg is NOT vegan.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Crab meth is illegal. You’re liable to get pinched.

  15. Filboid | 4:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Crab meth!!!? No, I wanted to go to Crub Med!

  16. RT | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Why does the fried rice here smell like brownies?

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, it’s good to know they keep the crabs on ice.

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s also fried vegan but you don’t get egg with that.

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re operating a crab lab in the back room.

  20. Ann | 9:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @seventy2rd o clock:

    I thought you were a dish. XD

  21. sirpaulfan | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Lok lak fried rice?” “Lok lak I’m going to be getting McDonald’s tonight.”

  22. PeeBee | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Most vegetarians I meet are baked, not fried.

  23. Light Code | 3:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    As much as it is a good one it could be even better if it was
    “fried rice with crap meth”.

  24. asdf | 4:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Cambodian language script looks like “mwmuism…”

  25. Long Tom | 7:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “86 and 99 will have number eight!”

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Ann: Me too!

  27. tankero | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Fried egg, fried bacon and fried
    Fried , fried, fried egg and fried
    Fried , fried, fried fried, fried , fried baked beans, fried fried and fried
    Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top. Fried

  28. Crank Caller | 4:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The crab people are back…and they’re dealing.

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