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posted on 14 Mar 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

fried-rice-with-crab-meth

Don’t get the meth–the fried rice is a narc.

Photo courtesy of Kevin Does.
Found in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.

28 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 am |

    Fried vegetarian?! I’m a vegetarian!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |

    Nice to meth you!

  3. Big Fat Cat | 10:36 am |

    One Loki Fried Lice please.

  4. J-Luke | 10:47 am |

    Ssh! I’m undercover; I don’t want to rice any suspicions…

  5. jjhitt | 11:28 am |

    “This is the city, Phnom Penh, I work here. My name is Fried. I curry a badge.”

  6. jjhitt | 11:30 am |

    Vegetarians don’t really scream when you throw them in the fryer. It’s just gas escaping.

  7. algernon | 12:22 pm |

    The cop rice will get the drug rice every time

  8. algernon | 12:23 pm |

    Careful of the meth rice. Keeps you awake for days.

  9. WildaBeast | 12:49 pm |

    Children may know them as an energetic cartoon sponge and his boss, but our investigation reveals Spongebob and Mr. Krabs have a dark side. These photos, taken by an undercover agent known only by the code name “Fried Rice”, reveal the pair’s secret meth lab in the back room of the Krusty Krab restaurant, where they cook their product known by the street name “crab meth”.

  10. Conventi | 1:24 pm |

    Walther White approves.

  11. Huu Yuu | 1:57 pm |

    That’s a different kind of “cooked” crab!

  12. Huu Yuu | 1:59 pm |

    The fried rice went undercover to catch the meth crabs in their underwater hideout.

  13. Huu Yuu | 1:59 pm |

    The fried vegetarian with egg is NOT vegan.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 3:10 pm |

    Crab meth is illegal. You’re liable to get pinched.

  15. Filboid | 4:06 pm |

    Crab meth!!!? No, I wanted to go to Crub Med!

  16. RT | 4:18 pm |

    Why does the fried rice here smell like brownies?

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:10 pm |

    Well, it’s good to know they keep the crabs on ice.

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:14 pm |

    There’s also fried vegan but you don’t get egg with that.

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:17 pm |

    They’re operating a crab lab in the back room.

  20. Ann | 9:38 pm |

    @seventy2rd o clock:

    I thought you were a dish. XD

  21. sirpaulfan | 4:30 am |

    “Lok lak fried rice?” “Lok lak I’m going to be getting McDonald’s tonight.”

  22. PeeBee | 2:35 pm |

    Most vegetarians I meet are baked, not fried.

  23. Light Code | 3:58 pm |

    As much as it is a good one it could be even better if it was
    “fried rice with crap meth”.

  24. asdf | 4:34 pm |

    The Cambodian language script looks like “mwmuism…”

  25. Long Tom | 7:59 pm |

    “86 and 99 will have number eight!”

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:30 pm |

    @ Ann: Me too!

  27. tankero | 12:16 pm |

    Fried egg, fried bacon and fried
    Fried , fried, fried egg and fried
    Fried , fried, fried fried, fried , fried baked beans, fried fried and fried
    Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top. Fried

  28. Crank Caller | 4:53 pm |

    The crab people are back…and they’re dealing.

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