You’re paying for the attitude…

posted on 19 Mar 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

Acting-Special

Photo courtesy of Harry Linzer.
Found at restaurant in Shanghai Pudong Airport.

24 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! My sparerib noodles are acting special again!

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Meal reserved only for special VIP actors/actresses

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    You have to act like you are mentally challenged to eat this.

  4. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Dopes a song and dance before ist served

  5. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter the noodles look like they’re off

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be a comedy act – those noodles look funny!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Spare ribs are really special when they come with “ham”.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sham, sham, sham, sham, spare ribs, sham, sham and sham.

  9. jjhitt | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Look, you’re just a rib. 1.99 a pound at Kroger, OK? I’ve met ribs before and you’re all the same.

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Waiter! Are all the meals here thespians?
    We don’t enquire into their sexual preferences, sir.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The Restaurant is called Drama Queen.

  12. J-Luke | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the only time you’re allowed to play with your food…

  13. J-Luke | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess it’s when you finished eating your digestion starts to act up.

  14. Lora | 9:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Green noodles? Don’t they know St. Patrick’s day is over?

  15. timmy | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I came to Hollywood to be an actor, and now I act like a waiter.

  16. Salome | 2:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Green noodles are people!

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Dear actresses and actors, spareribs and noodles! Today’s Oscar weenie is …

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Try our Pyrenean lamb ribs on the grill. He speaks English!

  19. Huu Yuu | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, what is today’s acting special?

  20. Marum | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    When green things start growing in your spareribs BBQ sauce, it is probably time to disinfect your fridge.

  21. Long Tom | 5:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “We’re just here until the real special sparerib noodles return”.

  22. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    BRILLIANT!

  23. WildaBeast | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! My spareribs are too melodramatic.

  24. Michael Evans | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We are your sad to report the passing of our special sparerib noodles. We have nationwide searching for permanent replacing noodles. Hoping you will find happy with these acting special sparerib noodles in the between times.

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