As long as it’s crispy…

posted on 23 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

crispy-crap

Oh, and I’ll have that fizzy stuff.

Photo courtesy of Corinna Herden.
Found in Vienna, Austria.

31 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Your choice of chicken nuggets or butt nuggets

  2. Marum | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Leave my mat alone.

  3. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    meat

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Hot and steamy

  5. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Deep fried for your convenience

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It must be crappy when it comes to Vietnam Austrian food.

  7. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. Do you know the difference between male mud-crabs and female mud-crabs?

    A. Mudflaps

  8. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Krebsfleisch = crabmeat.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Crispy crap means you really need more fibre in your diet!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think they’ll be apologising for the incontinence.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: May contain nuts or corn.

  12. Marum | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Knusprig = cruncy/crisp/crackly

    I can’t figure out of Knuspriges is a company name or ? Was gibt?

    Deutches Muttrsprachen eforderlich. HELLLP!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I suppose they get it from friars.

  14. Marum | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahh! Cholesterol filled heart bombs. Like they serve at pubs during the football.

  15. Long Tom | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    GASP! Truth in advertising!

  16. Frank Burns | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Panko poop-o.

  17. Marum | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey mate! Are you the fish Fryer.

    No. I’m the chip monk.

  18. Marum | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Die Krebbe auseinanderfallen.

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sometimes dog crap, sometimes whores crap.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – Waiter! I said a piece of crap, not 5 pieces!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Wir crap … meat … hier … in … Zee Building!

  22. RT | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear the corn really gives it that crunchy texture

  23. Mr. Wrong | 2:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t matter what language — crab always turns out to be crap.

  24. Droll not Troll | 4:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Another offering from the breakfast bowel.

  25. jjhitt | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’ll have the springrolls.

  26. Lora | 2:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @ jjhtt they aren’t bad, but the tiny metal springs are hard on the teeth.

  27. Marum | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Not bad for Vienna Virginia (USA)

    Country
    United States

    State
    Virginia

    County
    Fairfax

    Incorporated
    1890

    Settled
    1754

    Government

    • Type
    Mayor-council government

    • Mayor
    Laurie A. DiRocco (Nonpartisan)

    Area

    • Total
    4.4 sq mi (11.5 km2)

    • Land
    4.4 sq mi (11.5 km2)

    • Water
    0.0 sq mi (0.0 km2)

    Elevation
    358 ft (109 m)

    Population (2010)[1]

    • Total
    15,687

    • Density
    3,600/sq mi (1,400/km2)

    Time zone
    Eastern (EST) (UTC-5)

    • Summer (DST)
    EDT (UTC-4)

    ZIP codes
    22180

    Area code(s)
    571 and 703

    FIPS code
    51-81072[2]

    GNIS feature ID
    1500258[3]

    Website
    http://www.viennava.gov

    Vienna is a town in Fairfax County, Virginia, United States. As of the 2010 United States Census, it had a population of 15,687.[1] Significantly more people live in ZIP codes with the Vienna postal addresses (22180, 22181, and 22182) bordered approximately by Interstate 66 on the south, Interstate 495 on the east, Route 7 to the north, and Hunter Mill road.

    In August 2013, CNN/Money and Money magazine ranked Vienna, VA third on its list of the 100 best places to live in the United States. In addition to highly ranked public schools,[4] its assets include a downtown with many small businesses, a Washington Metro station with large parking garages

  28. Peter | 1:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My . . . that constipation must have killed him.

  29. Salome | 11:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Marum–it’s just an inflexion. In this case, as an adjective for a neuter noun where there is no definite article.

  30. Marum | 5:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Salome. Vielen Dank.

  31. Marum | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Salome. When a language is not your native one, it is amazing how simple things sometimes hang one up.

    In Motuan (PNG) thre is a word “sedira” = who knows.
    With the correct inflection it can mean “Who gives a f–k!”.
    As you can no doubt appreciate, because of my Australian accent, I stay well away from that word. 😆
    Causing international incidents, is not one of my hobbies.

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