As long as it’s crispy…

Your choice of chicken nuggets or butt nuggets

Leave my mat alone.

meat

Hot and steamy

Deep fried for your convenience

It must be crappy when it comes to Vietnam Austrian food.

Q. Do you know the difference between male mud-crabs and female mud-crabs?

A. Mudflaps

Krebsfleisch = crabmeat.

Crispy crap means you really need more fibre in your diet!

I don’t think they’ll be apologising for the incontinence.

Warning: May contain nuts or corn.

Knusprig = cruncy/crisp/crackly

I can’t figure out of Knuspriges is a company name or ? Was gibt?

Deutches Muttrsprachen eforderlich. HELLLP!

I suppose they get it from friars.

Ahh! Cholesterol filled heart bombs. Like they serve at pubs during the football.

GASP! Truth in advertising!

Panko poop-o.

Hey mate! Are you the fish Fryer.

No. I’m the chip monk.

Die Krebbe auseinanderfallen.

Sometimes dog crap, sometimes whores crap.

– Waiter! I said a piece of crap, not 5 pieces!

– Wir crap … meat … hier … in … Zee Building!

I hear the corn really gives it that crunchy texture

Doesn’t matter what language — crab always turns out to be crap.

Another offering from the breakfast bowel.

I think I’ll have the springrolls.

@ jjhtt they aren’t bad, but the tiny metal springs are hard on the teeth.

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My . . . that constipation must have killed him.

Marum–it’s just an inflexion. In this case, as an adjective for a neuter noun where there is no definite article.

@Salome. Vielen Dank.

@Salome. When a language is not your native one, it is amazing how simple things sometimes hang one up.

In Motuan (PNG) thre is a word “sedira” = who knows.
With the correct inflection it can mean “Who gives a f–k!”.
As you can no doubt appreciate, because of my Australian accent, I stay well away from that word. 😆
Causing international incidents, is not one of my hobbies.