I hate that chicken…

posted on 27 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Spicy_chicken_asshole

Chicken, why you gotta be that way?

Photo courtesy of Philip Campbell.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought the first item was Chicken & Vegas at first glance.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, who are you calling chicken?

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Spicy chicken asshole — what was the chicken eating?

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 0  

    – Did you enjoy your asshole, Sir?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    This is actually what’s in the meal, but some asshole couldn’t spell “anus”.

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Usually with chicken, you can say “finger licking good”, but I would not want to say licking while eating the second item on the menu.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    – Waiter! There’s something in my asshole!
    – We’re sorry for the incontinence, Sir.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Fried crap is extra.

  9. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    Customer: “Waiter, what is the second item on the menu?”
    Rude Waiter: “It’s spicy chicken, asshole!”

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Could be worse. Could be a spicy ass’s hole.

  11. algernon | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Schincters not included

  12. algernon | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes with corn

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    In other news, a Korean farmer was arrested today for molesting his chickens with habanero peppers.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful; you are what you eat.

  15. J-Luke | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    When you have finished eating this, you’re pooped.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    The second item was passed fit for consumption by the Orifice of Public Health.

  17. J-Luke | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I already thought it looked too brown…

  18. DrLex | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    First, you eat the spicy chicken. Then, about 24 hours later, you suffer from spicy chicken asshole.

  19. DrLex | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Six peppers spiciness level. Swearing will be unavoidable when taking the first bite.

  20. Marum | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    But it would cost more than $25.00to make me put up with them.

  21. Marum | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Allah hu Snackbar’s signature dish.

  22. Frank Burns | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    $25 ????!!

  23. Mineko Unabara | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    What do you call a spy chicken asshole?

    Cloaca-and-Dagger.

  24. Kioku | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Wouldnt the plate be empty

  25. Classic Steve | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone’s confused about where the eggs come out.

  26. Classic Steve | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s why Adult Engrish stopped updating long ago: We can get the same stuff here now.

  27. jjhitt | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: Why? You got a problem with that?

  28. PeeBee | 1:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    A comma would totally change the meaning of that menu.

  29. Big Fat Cat | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The last dish must be screwed chicken asshole.

  30. Vulcan64 | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Now we know why he’s so rude and unreasonable

  31. Pete | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take “Martinets in History for $200, Alex.

    Q: Name the Spicy Chicken Asshole?

    A: Who is Captain Sobel. played by David Schwimmer on Band of Brothers, Alex.

  32. Filboid | 3:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You get lice with that?

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – Would you like some bastard with that?

  34. Droll not Troll | 6:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Made me remember this song:
    Asshole, by Denis Leary

    Warning: probably NSFW, and also possible earworm.

  35. Droll not Troll | 8:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The “special” chicken (at the bottom) can’t tell its ass from a hole in the ground.

  36. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – Waiter! Why did you put my asshole on my plate?
    – Because you ordered it, Sir.

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Anything else, Sir?
    – Yes, asshole!

  38. Ann | 10:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    A delicious way to have your ass handed to you.

  39. jjhitt | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The Breakfast of Mothercluckers.

  40. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Who’s been feeding the chickens peppercorns? They’ve been squawking like crazy every time they poop.

  41. Peter | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Just wondering . . . which arsehole made that menu?

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