Chicken, why you gotta be that way?
Photo courtesy of Philip Campbell.
I thought the first item was Chicken & Vegas at first glance.
Hey, who are you calling chicken?
Spicy chicken asshole — what was the chicken eating?
– Did you enjoy your asshole, Sir?
This is actually what’s in the meal, but some asshole couldn’t spell “anus”.
Usually with chicken, you can say “finger licking good”, but I would not want to say licking while eating the second item on the menu.
– Waiter! There’s something in my asshole!
– We’re sorry for the incontinence, Sir.
Fried crap is extra.
Customer: “Waiter, what is the second item on the menu?”
Rude Waiter: “It’s spicy chicken, asshole!”
Could be worse. Could be a spicy ass’s hole.
Schincters not included
Comes with corn
In other news, a Korean farmer was arrested today for molesting his chickens with habanero peppers.
Careful; you are what you eat.
When you have finished eating this, you’re pooped.
The second item was passed fit for consumption by the Orifice of Public Health.
I already thought it looked too brown…
First, you eat the spicy chicken. Then, about 24 hours later, you suffer from spicy chicken asshole.
Six peppers spiciness level. Swearing will be unavoidable when taking the first bite.
But it would cost more than $25.00to make me put up with them.
Allah hu Snackbar’s signature dish.
What do you call a spy chicken asshole?
Wouldnt the plate be empty
Someone’s confused about where the eggs come out.
So that’s why Adult Engrish stopped updating long ago: We can get the same stuff here now.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Why? You got a problem with that?
A comma would totally change the meaning of that menu.
The last dish must be screwed chicken asshole.
Now we know why he’s so rude and unreasonable
I’ll take “Martinets in History for $200, Alex.
Q: Name the Spicy Chicken Asshole?
A: Who is Captain Sobel. played by David Schwimmer on Band of Brothers, Alex.
You get lice with that?
– Would you like some bastard with that?
Made me remember this song:
Asshole, by Denis Leary
Warning: probably NSFW, and also possible earworm.
The “special” chicken (at the bottom) can’t tell its ass from a hole in the ground.
– Waiter! Why did you put my asshole on my plate?
– Because you ordered it, Sir.
– Anything else, Sir?
– Yes, asshole!
A delicious way to have your ass handed to you.
The Breakfast of Mothercluckers.
Who’s been feeding the chickens peppercorns? They’ve been squawking like crazy every time they poop.
Just wondering . . . which arsehole made that menu?
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