It’s whats for breakfast

posted on 16 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

breakfast-bowel

Photo courtesy of Christine LaFroscia.
Found in Hangzhou, China. 

32 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    When Taco Bell does breakfast… and the after-effects.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    Makes you feel like crap

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    It can also make you feel like crapping

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Would that be solid or in a liquid form

  5. algernon | 4:07 am |

    So that’s the sphincter that keeps it in place

  6. algernon | 4:07 am |

    One loves a bit of potty talk first thing in the day

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |

    Hung over a toilet

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    What’s for lunch, ass meat?

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    It’s a regular part of the menu.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Breakfast shouldn’t be complicated. We make it alimentary.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    Waiter! I didn’t order sausage with my breakfast.

  12. Huu Yuu | 4:25 am |

    I guess a breakfast suppository is one way to eat with your butt.

  13. sirpaulfan | 4:37 am |

    That bowel is not big enough.

  14. WorrierPrincess | 5:03 am |

    So, black pudding?

  15. Frank Burns | 5:08 am |

    “Maybe in another 20 minutes or so, I haven’t had my coffee yet.”

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:29 am |

    I Can’t stomach that!

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:45 am |

    I’m not really into hole foods.

  18. jjhitt | 7:27 am |

    Around here we call it menudo.

  19. J-Luke | 7:51 am |

    I hope you have the guts to try it…

  20. Yu No Hoo | 8:25 am |

    Watch out for the incontinental breakfast.

  21. Ann | 9:44 am |

    Oooooooooooo!
    I have the recipe for that:
    1c raisin bran
    1c prune juice
    2tbs flax seed
    ½c oatmeal
    1tbs molasses
    Mix together in bowl and microwave on high for 2 minutes or until nice and mushy.

  22. RT | 11:17 am |

    good news! it’s a suppository!

    -prof farnsworth

  23. timmy | 11:34 am |

    Soylent Brown.

  24. Mr. Wrong | 8:21 pm |

    Nothing better than a big bowl of bowel for breakfast.

  25. Mr. Wrong | 8:21 pm |

    Boweling for dollars.

  26. Mr. Wrong | 8:22 pm |

    Good thing I emptied mine before I came down here.

  27. Mr. Wrong | 8:24 pm |

    That was the worst haggis…

  28. Marum | 2:25 am |

    If you ring that gong more than once, you will be wearing your cornflakes where you never expected.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:55 am |

    If she’s beautiful and for breakfast …

  30. DrLex | 4:44 am |

    Wait a minute, the translation is correct. The Chinese really reads “breakfast intestine”. I don’t even want to know further details.

  31. Peter | 5:01 pm |

    Freshly emptied from the chef

  32. M.U. | 8:03 pm |

    I use a different bowel for each meal because I don’t like my food getting mixed together.

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