Napkin or toilet paper?

posted on 28 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

smell-of-urine-yellow-croaker

Please wash hands after your meal.

Photo courtesy of Toby Phipps.
Menu found in China. 

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The cook peed on this while cooking it.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Look Ma, no hands!

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    the smell of urine was so strong it killed whatever it is being shown as cooked.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    the small print says that it only refers for the customer, so this is insulting them, calling them a smell of urine yellow croaker. Of course, this only would apply if the customers were hobos.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – The restaurant is second door on the left, Madam.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the restaurant’s number 1 dish.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    That liquid isn’t yellow. It’s time to see your urologist!

  8. algernon | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Smells like urine after you throw up

  9. algernon | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Yellow river fish perhaps

  10. DrLex | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That croaker wasn’t yellow before.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Yellow Croaker is taken from the Yellow River by Davy Crockett.

  12. Huu Yuu | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If you decide to eat this, urine for plenty of pain later on.

  13. DrLex | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes well with the crispy crap.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The smell of urine was so bad that it croaked some of the customers.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ammonia small frog on a big dish.

  16. Frank Burns | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    With a side of Urinal Cake?

  17. jjhitt | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Does the Material Object come with an egg roll?

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Quishan is red
    Urine is yellow
    Croaker Is sweet
    And very mellow

  19. Marum | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It could be worse.

    It could be a brown clacker.

  20. Marum | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah! Croaker is a fish – not a flog.

  21. Nonsuch Ned | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the asparagus special

  22. J-Luke | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Urine for a treat with this.

  23. Marum | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Yellow croaker info: http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=19111

  24. J-Luke | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Takes the piss out of pisces.

  25. Marum | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    To the Chef, this is convenience food.

  26. iLock | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    My hands? I’d be washing my meal.

  27. Yu No Hoo | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The chef is obviously a real whiz.

  28. Classic Steve | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Obviously, something had to croak in order to become this meal.

  29. Classic Steve | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “He was THE guerrilla terrorist for the food service industry. Apart from ‘seasoning’ the lobster bisque…”

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    – Waiter! There’s soup in my urine!

  31. PeeBee | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “Employees must wash hands after cooking this meal.”

  32. Filboid | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I love the smell of urine in the restaurant!

  33. Lora | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Frogs are known to do that when you pick them up.

  34. Long Tom | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    http://www.snakelyone.com/URINE.htm

  35. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Punctuation errors can be so embarrassing. That’s supposed to be ‘urine-yellow croaker’.

  36. Pete | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Why, yes, it’s our signature dish!
    We guarantee you’ll croak from delight!

    In fact, we tell the line cooks:
    “Order up: One homeless & boneless”

  37. Peter | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yuck nope. No way, not even if YOU pays me 138.

  38. RC | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Truth in advertising.

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