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Just I want your here.
Napkin or toilet paper?
Please wash hands after your meal.
Photo courtesy of Toby Phipps.
Menu found in China.
(147 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
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The cook peed on this while cooking it.
Look Ma, no hands!
the smell of urine was so strong it killed whatever it is being shown as cooked.
the small print says that it only refers for the customer, so this is insulting them, calling them a smell of urine yellow croaker. Of course, this only would apply if the customers were hobos.
– The restaurant is second door on the left, Madam.
It’s the restaurant’s number 1 dish.
That liquid isn’t yellow. It’s time to see your urologist!
Smells like urine after you throw up
Yellow river fish perhaps
That croaker wasn’t yellow before.
Yellow Croaker is taken from the Yellow River by Davy Crockett.
If you decide to eat this, urine for plenty of pain later on.
Goes well with the crispy crap.
The smell of urine was so bad that it croaked some of the customers.
Ammonia small frog on a big dish.
With a side of Urinal Cake?
Does the Material Object come with an egg roll?
Quishan is red
Urine is yellow
Croaker Is sweet
And very mellow
It could be worse.
It could be a brown clacker.
Ah! Croaker is a fish – not a flog.
I’ll have the asparagus special
Urine for a treat with this.
Yellow croaker info: http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=19111
Takes the piss out of pisces.
To the Chef, this is convenience food.
My hands? I’d be washing my meal.
The chef is obviously a real whiz.
Obviously, something had to croak in order to become this meal.
“He was THE guerrilla terrorist for the food service industry. Apart from ‘seasoning’ the lobster bisque…”
– Waiter! There’s soup in my urine!
“Employees must wash hands after cooking this meal.”
I love the smell of urine in the restaurant!
Frogs are known to do that when you pick them up.
http://www.snakelyone.com/URINE.htm
Punctuation errors can be so embarrassing. That’s supposed to be ‘urine-yellow croaker’.
Why, yes, it’s our signature dish!
We guarantee you’ll croak from delight!
In fact, we tell the line cooks:
“Order up: One homeless & boneless”
Yuck nope. No way, not even if YOU pays me 138.
Truth in advertising.