Repurposing just got gross.

posted on 30 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

Tampon-Marker-Pen

Ladies! Don’t throw that out…

Photo courtesy of Lanz.
Pen found in Norway.

30 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    Wipe and Tampon sound really gross together. And I won’t ask what ink has to do with it.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    I’ve never heard of ink made from menstrual blood…
    ……

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    I wish the delete key was shown so I can ctrl alt delete this out of my memory.

  4. WorrierPrincess | 4:06 am |

    I always wondered where they got that blue liquid they use in feminine hygiene ads.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    Wipe off with a sanitary pad.

  6. algernon | 4:09 am |

    So it’s from Frorida

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    This pen needs to be refilled periodically.

  8. algernon | 4:10 am |

    Keeps ones hands clean

  9. algernon | 4:11 am |

    It only lasts for a month

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    Don’t keep all your dry erase markers in the same place or they may synchronise and all run out of ink at the same time.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    A dry erase marker with PMS is a fearsome thing!

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am |

    It’s organic!

  13. Marum | 4:29 am |

    fer Christ’s sake ! Make up your mind.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |

    They also make a glue pen that can be refilled by men. I’ll let you guess with what. 😛

  15. iLock | 6:40 am |

    Okay, the pen is red… the pen is red…
    The color of this pen is ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh
    This pen is reeeeeeeeeeehhh……sorry just retching.

    -Fletcher Reede
    Liar Liar

  16. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:46 am |

    Well we’ve got red covered. What about the other colors?

  17. Big Fat Cat | 9:47 am |

    The pen is mightier than the tampon.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:57 am |

    Unknown period detected. Please wait …

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:00 am |

    Visit our website: …syWrite.period.com

  20. Lora | 11:08 am |

    “Tampon” is actually French for “stamp”. I know this because in Canada I’ve seen bilingual packaging for ink stamps and in French it says tampons. That didn’t stop me from chuckling, though.

    Hey, maybe tampon markers make you able to expertly draw women skiing, canoeing, horseback-riding, swimming, mountain-climbing…

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:33 pm |

    @Big Fat Cat: Did you mean to leave that space between “pen” and “is”? 😉

  22. timmy | 6:21 pm |

    I just got a great idea for refilling my ink cartridges!

  23. PeeBee | 8:35 pm |

    Good for writing angry notes for a few days each month.

  24. Filboid | 9:08 pm |

    Since it’s optional, I think I’ll just use ink…

  25. Marum | 2:34 am |

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    Droll not Troll | 5:46 am | Vote: Add rating3 Subtract rating 2 .

    @Marum | 5:33 am: No, Kuntucky.

  26. Marum | 2:35 am |

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    Droll not Troll | 5:46 am | Vote: Add rating3 Subtract rating 2 .

    @Marum | 5:33 am: No, Kuntucky.

    No mate. This comes from Kuntucky.

  27. Marum | 3:13 am |

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    Droll not Troll | 5:46 am | Vote: Add rating3 Subtract rating 2 .

    @Marum | 5:33 am: No, Kuntucky.

    This one comes from Kuntucky mate.:

  28. coffeebot | 11:25 am |

    I only use this monthly

  29. EffEff | 11:59 pm |

    Fill it with periodic acid.

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:54 am |

    These are mostly used in the offices of magazines and chemists.

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