Shrimp never liked that cabbage…

posted on 15 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

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Photo courtesy of Jack Bonner.
Menu found in China.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    When I get a carbon from over-baking in my tooth, I yell, “piece of f!”

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Is the soup doll the very beautiful crony

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    “Waiter, I’ll have the soup doll on the.”
    “On the what?”
    “I don’t know, but I am hoping it will be on something good.”

  4. algernon | 4:05 am |

    I’ll have the e thanks it a spicy soup doll

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    Remove mix black fungus so that the restaurant can get a higher rating from the health department.

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    The spicy e. coli sounds delicious!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    – And a piece of f***, please.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    – What’soup, doll?
    – Oh, nothing on the!

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    – Can I have a very beautiful doll on the private with a big shrimp and some sweet white e. mix? And remove that black fungus, please.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Whose private is braised in soy sauce? The last customer who complained?

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Spicy e, then a piece of f… hey, can’t I get all of my alphabet soup in a bowl at the one time?

  12. DrLex | 4:26 am |

    I’d like a piece of f with some spicy e.

  13. Marum | 4:30 am |

    I actually could use a very beautiful crony.

  14. Marum | 4:33 am |

    OH! And a couple of sweet white clams.

  15. jjhitt | 4:39 am |

    Dear, my cronies are FABULOUS!

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |

    Big shrimp burn cabbage? HULK SMASH!!

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |

    The very beautiful crony is a cold dish … I think I met her once.

  18. Frank Burns | 4:46 am |

    Try making soup with action figures, BAM!

  19. Marum | 5:00 am |

    Stop playing with those clams Johnny.
    Just eat them, and be done with it.

  20. Marum | 5:06 am |

    Actually, if I m right 8 Yuan = $A10.00 approx.
    A pair of clams, should keep you entertained for 3 – 4 hours. A very cheap, and delicious night’s entertainment.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 5:46 am |

    BlackFungusMatter!

  22. Big Fat Cat | 5:51 am |

    Dnt 4:20 Saving Private Ryan proved to be s failure.

  23. Yu No Hoo | 6:00 am |

    Soup doll is too thin. I wanted chunky.

  24. DrLex | 6:54 am |

    Finally a restaurant that serves native claw. I was getting fed up with all that foreign claw.

  25. Pete | 8:04 am |

    @Marum | 4:33 am |
    OH! And a couple of sweet white clams.

    You forgot to specify “…bearded, please.”

  26. Pete | 8:05 am |

    Them Yimeng natives sure are spicy.
    But make sure they don’t sink their claws into ya!

  27. Big Fat Cat | 8:39 am |

    What about my beautiful nepoti?

  28. Marum | 8:59 am |

    Correction: Posting @ 0506 38yuan = $A10.00.

  29. Lora | 10:01 am |

    “Soup doll”? In my country the free toy normally comes with the meal, not *in* the meal.

  30. Yang Xiao Long | 10:14 am |

    Private Braise was never the same after he made the Drill Sergeant mad once.

  31. Garst | 3:18 pm |

    Mixed black fungus removal for only ¥18? That’s a great deal! Or a total ripoff? What’s the current conversion rate?

  32. iLock | 8:43 pm |

    The smart persons choice is always the Soup doll on the ¥26
    coz you get the Soup doll and the money too.

  33. sirpaulfan | 11:07 pm |

    Sigh. Another example of filthy crony capitalism. Beautiful, but filthy nonetheless.

  34. Droll not Troll | 3:21 am |

    I didn’t know sea cucumbers had tendons. They could have mussels, though.

  35. Marum | 5:45 am |

    @DnT 0321.

    It is tendoned rather than toughoned.

  36. The Dude | 10:15 am |

    Can I have my Sea Cucumber in a Sweet White Clam?

  37. Peter | 5:00 pm |

    Waiter, place that soup on the, please !

  38. Myself | 9:06 pm |

    Crony capitalism!

  39. Myself | 9:06 pm |

    I don’t think that crony is particularly beautiful. It’s a matter of opinion.

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