We get nappers all the time…

posted on 17 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

mind-the-sleeps

Photo courtesy of Darwin C.
Found in Yunnan, China.

29 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Hit your head and you will be doing the big sleep.

  2. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I will slip on this advice

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The translator got tired of accuracy checking

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Nod off anywhere you like

  5. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    It is the slips which cause babies.

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Only homeless sleep on stairs, and yes I do mind.

  7. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy days kick up your heels

  8. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    I Sle Ping deprove this sign.

  9. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign looks like “watch out for people sleeping on the stairs”

  10. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Crouching Tiger, slipping Dragon.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s what “falling asleep” means.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    If I had a mattress that shape I would definitely mind the sleeps!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t climb stairs while wearing bedroom sleepers.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    That damned Sandman has been spilling the stuff again!

  15. Yu No Hoo | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Best if you’re an early… riser.

  16. Marum | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    We realize that in a fit of passion, you may not be able to wait until you reach your room. However, the management requests that you do not make love in the stairwells.

    As we have had several accidents resulting in pregnancies, due to this practice, the management specifically disclaims any responsibility for such an event.

    Also if persons using the steps for their intended purpose, stand on any of your private parts, the management will not be held to account for your medical expenses, or the expenses of any other person, due to their falling over you.

    Yours faithfully:The Yunnan Hotel management.

  17. combat_rock | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I fell a step!

  18. jjhitt | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So they hand me a broom and say “Sweep the steep sleeps”.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Sleep and dream carefully!

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please gap my mind …

  21. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not falling for it. http://www.engrish.com/2014/08/dont-fall-for-it/

  22. J-Luke | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @A Non-Y Mouse
    The sleeps won’t realize it’s a repost…

  23. Lora | 1:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Mommy, how many more sleeps until we get to the top of these stairs?”
    “Shut up kid, that’s for Christmas, not stairs.”

  24. Eggrish | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel asleep!!

  25. timmy | 4:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Poor guy only has one hand, no wonder he fell.

  26. Eggrish | 8:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Spotted on Elm Street. :3

  27. Kioku | 9:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The person on the sign is posing to be drawn.

  28. Garst | 10:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This bed is great for your lumbar region

  29. EffEff | 9:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sleepwalker Crossing

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