You know I can’t eat mushrooms…

posted on 26 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

bacteria-corrosion-fish

Would you like some penicillin with that?

Photo courtesy of L.G.
Menu found in China.

21 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    I was going to have some, but the flesh eating bacteria already ate it up.

  2. Vulcan64 | 4:05 am |

    Whenever I eat at this restaurant, the food just goes right through me…

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    Fried in battery acid to give it an energetic flavor.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    – And one flu over the cuckoo’s nest, please.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    First you get high (from mushrooms), and then you get die (from bacteria)

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    The food that makes you sick

  7. jjhitt | 4:11 am |

    I’ll have the radioactive rattlesnake with arsenic, please.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    French fries everything else.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |

    Mmmm! GMO! Thanks, Monsanto.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    I wondered why the cook was wearing a hazmat suit.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:41 am |

    Me want rots!

  12. algernon | 4:58 am |

    Just eats me away

  13. algernon | 4:58 am |

    Whats that a mushroom got your tongue

  14. Frank Burns | 5:13 am |

    Can’t be any worse than Lutefisk.

  15. DrLex | 5:40 am |

    This fish has not merely been fermented, it has been corroded!

  16. DrLex | 5:46 am |

    Is this the Chinese variant of Surströmming?

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:48 am |

    For all mushroomheads out there

  18. Classic Steve | 6:43 am |

    Apparently, the Chinese government has upped its efforts to enforce truth in advertising.

  19. Marum | 8:33 am |

    This restaurant is great for a food-fight.

    Here, the food fights you.

  20. RT | 6:42 pm |

    great news! the fried fish is now 10% off!

    no wait, make that 15% off…

    scratch that… 20%… 25%…

    *begging* hurry and please order the fish before my profits go into the red…

  21. Peter | 11:27 am |

    Not served at that downtown cafeteria, I suppose?

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