Go way.

posted on 2 May 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

do-not-the-way

Is this way?

Photo courtesy of Grant Murray.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

35 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    This is not the emergency exit you are looking for………

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Run through this door

  3. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s Ok Chang. I don’t like whey.

  4. DrLex | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    This certainly is not The Way to make a great leap forward.

  5. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Follow the arrow doors then follow the yellow brick road

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Carrefour or Carref1-06

  7. Marum | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is ISIL like little Miss Muffet.

    They both had Kurds in their way.

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I think this is a puzzle. You are supposed to go the opposite direction of the arrow (not the way it is pointing)

  9. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    As Chairman Mao said: The biggest stampede starts with a single panic.

  10. Marum | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    I AM THE WAY!

    Sayeth the Lord.

  11. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    That figure in the picture is about to run head first into the side of the door.

  12. Marum | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu 0408. You just beat me to the idea, for I am such a slow typist.

    Pinga bilong mi, em i plai long keyboard antap olosem simen pato.

    Tanim tok: My fingers fly over the keyboard like cement ducks.

  13. jjhitt | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    “Do not the Way. That is the path to the Exit. Exit leads to Stairs. Stairs leads to Door. Door leads to suffering.”

  14. jjhitt | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    The Way that can be pointed to with a Giant Freaking Arrow is not the eternal Way.

  15. Marum | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW., for the Tokpisin readers. I attack Tokpisin with the same manic skills with which I use English. My PNG friends tell me that I shouldn’t use Tokpisin like that. To which I reply; “Why not?” :roll:

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Exit or exit not. There is no way.

  17. Marum | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt 0419 The way to damnation is wide, well lit, and posted with large
    friggin arrows.

    The way to redemption is narrow, dark, and unsigned.

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I accidentally the way. Your emergency is invalid.

  19. Marum | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @DNT 0424. Door is not. Is painting of door on 3foot thick concrete wall.

    Door is where you will it to be. Barrier exist only in mind.

    Star Wars characters, speak crab English.

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I used to have emergencies like you, then I took an arrow to the way.

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: On a concrete wall? Maybe it’s the way to Platform 9 3/4, then. Just run at it.

  22. Marum | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Items exist in this dimension, because the majority will them to.

    Therefore: If your will was strong enough, this wall would not exist, because you willed it not to be.

  23. Yu No Hoo | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    No time for verbs in emergency.

  24. Classic Steve | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re persecuting the Taoists again.

  25. SF | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They must have been confused by the Carrefour (= crossroads in French) sign below.

  26. Big Fat Cat | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I did it My Way!

  27. Pete | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Turkey makes a poor combination with Kurds.
    So there’s just no whey for them to work.

  28. Pete | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Translation:

    In emergency go forward and do not run through the door or window.
    Otherwise your right leg may get stuck.

  29. Long Tom | 3:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Baby, I don’t love your way, any day…

  30. Garst | 4:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Where were they going without ever knowing the way?
    Anyone can see the road that they walk on is paved with gold
    It’s always summer they’ll never get cold

  31. RT | 7:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    the tao of escaping apartment fires

  32. sirpaulfan | 1:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    If a giant arrow flies past you, run as fast as you can to try to catch it. But be Carrefour.

  33. coffeebot | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Jesus he say, “I am way, truthlife. Man no come Father not me.”

  34. Filboid | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Like, way out man!

  35. Marum | 7:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently, it was a very cross road.

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